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Ivandh makes a pretty premium blend of noise. Sure, it's not champagne, but it's a pretty good whiskey at least.
That's one for the gg thread! That thread makes its own whiskey
Not bad for something you get for free.
Mmhmm, get a sniff of that bathtub whiskey...
Go ahead, dip in your jar.
Let me just sterili- no, wait, there's no point...
because they wont accept a 99 dollar payment from my bank card through paypal. gay...
I'm not a premium member because the payment method on the site is not readily available for me i.e. don't have e-money. So in the meantime, FREE!
LOL Check.... on what planet, in what Universe. does that still happen.
Lol how strange, I pay and play with 8-track tapes, the sound quality can't be beat! But seriously, I 'm still a non-paying member because I am unteachable/
you still listing to abba. or maybe the monkeys. time to let go mate. embrace gaga.LOL
I have nothing against those who are paid members, even if they get automatic vacation and do not lose on time like lesser mortals. It's ok - no need to feel guilty, you gold-platinum-diamond members.
Jeez, who invited this guy?
Ivandh, I remember you...you are making much noise, but not saying anything in the forums...
Hey, shut up bozo! (not nice maybe, but certainly relevant)...and how did I get blocked by you anyway? I don't even know you! But like Billy Martin, I figure I might as well get a few licks in while I can...
I think it follows the same broad outlines as your story, sarsaila.
A story which I wait eagerly to hear...
Malta; I just knew you weren't from Scotland, I've lived there and never remotely met anyone as sexist as you are. Oil, is it? Big BBBBucks, lol. It makes so much sense now, phew. you planning on moving back home anytime soon?
.....now where on earth did that come from (not Scotland, I bet)?
Being a parent I can tell you choosing the premium member sibling can be a daunting task. Consider the photo below…
If you chose the child on the left to become the premium member sibling and sold the other child of to a sweatshop to pay for three chess coaches then well done.
The child on the right is of course waaaayyyyy to short to become a champ.
Life is not fair but we should always strive to make it fairer for the premium member.
Im not sure this is correct, because the child on the right looks more like Bobby Fischer.... and of course he turned out to be a great chess player, even though he did have mental health problems and hate America.
Plus Im short, and dont think it nice to pick on short people...
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