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By spamming people's threads?
I'm not spaming, just asking. This is only the second forum I've posted it in, and I don't play to post it in any more.
You mean, you've done this twice? Shame!
Why am I not a premium member? Because I spent the money on a toupee for my dog, now he's better looking than me. I'll shave his butt.
The dog will still win.
I am a PM,!
Well yeah he's a good looking dog, the bitc*es love him!
Anyone know of any technologies that can enable or enhance chickens to lay eggs?
Just don't know what I could be doing wrong?
What do you call a rooster that lays eggs?
Dog possibly? Have you seen an Australian Chicken?
Not to bad on the eye, if your that type of guy.
We don't eat them here, they're like our sacred animal. (Aussie, religeous thing), no biggy.
Its a free country ?
why pay for something you don't want anyway?
Just in the fourms that some of my friends are in.
Sounds pheasant...oops, I mean pleasant.
And that means?
Pheasants refer to some members of the Phasianinae (Horsfield, 1821) subfamily of Phasianidae in the order Galliformes.
I know what pheasants are, just his sentence didn't make sence.
3d generation! (no 4th)
Because I dont have a title :D
Pheasants can't afford membership.
You can be a free member. I'm upgrading though.
Means that Pheasants are not Chickens.
feel free to make yourself comfortable here, dahling
Niceee : )
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