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  • 2 years ago · Quote · #201

    helltank

    I am not a premium member because I'm a poor bastard.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #202

    CerebralAssassin

    I'm not a premium member cause the aht.....

    oh wait,I am a premium member!Laughing

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #203

    winerkleiner

    Thanks kco

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #204

    losingmove

    AndyClifton wrote:

    I was all ready to make a witty (ri)post(e) on that other thread when I found I couldn't cuz I don't have a turnip!

    So I figure we have the right to talk about this stuff too.  So go ahead, fellow freeloaders:  let me know why you're leeching away like I am.

    It's not the money, I just find the whole process of finding my wallet, taking out my credit card and carefully punching in numbers to be tedious. 

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #205

    Charlotte

    ciljettu wrote:

    No trouble at all snakesbelly, I'm not wasting any time on dumb blondes.

    and i'm not wasting any more time with you either. oh, you have dark hair, is that unusual in someone from Malta? or is there a pretty diversified gene pool, lol. keyboard warriors are so pathetic.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #206

    winerkleiner

    How can Charlotte_212 be dumb if her rating is 1557?

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #207

    RyanGarner

    Quick question: Can all of you join one of my groups? It's "American Chess Club". The qualifications are in the name.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #208

    TheGrobe

    RyanGarner wrote:

    Quick question: Can all of you join one of my groups? It's "American Chess Club". The qualifications are in the name.

    Quick question: Can you spam everyone's threads?  It's kind of selfish and inconsiderate.  The qualfications are in the previous sentence.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #209

    George1st

    Anyone know of any technologies that can enable or enhance chickens to lay eggs?

    Just don't know what I could be doing wrong?

    Signed,

    AnEmptyShell

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #210

    RyanGarner

    TheGrobe wrote:
    RyanGarner wrote:

    Quick question: Can all of you join one of my groups? It's "American Chess Club". The qualifications are in the name.

    Quick question: Can you spam everyone's threads?  It's kind of selfish and inconsiderate.  The qualfications are in the previous sentence.


    I didn't spam everyone's threads. I can't help it, it's just the rules; I didn't make the rules, I am just supposed to invite people. :(

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #211

    ivandh

    By spamming people's threads?

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #212

    singlezero

    George1st wrote:

    Anyone know of any technologies that can enable or enhance chickens to lay eggs?

    Just don't know what I could be doing wrong?

    Signed,

    AnEmptyShell


    What do you call a rooster that lays eggs?

     

    ...Himalaya.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #213

    RyanGarner

    ivandh wrote:

    By spamming people's threads?


    I'm not spaming, just asking. This is only the second forum I've posted it in, and I don't play to post it in any more.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #214

    sftac

    RyanGarner wrote:
    ivandh wrote:

    By spamming people's threads?


    I'm not spaming, just asking. This is only the second forum I've posted it in, and I don't play to post it in any more.

    You mean, you've done this twice?  Shame!

    sftac

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #215

    winerkleiner

    Why am I not a premium member?  Because I spent the money on a toupee for my dog, now he's better looking than me.  I'll shave his butt.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #216

    AlCzervik

    The dog will still win.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #217

    pleasant

    I am a PM,!

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #218

    winerkleiner

    TMIMITW wrote:

    The dog will still win.

    Well yeah he's a good looking dog, the bitc*es love him!

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #219

    George1st

    singlezero wrote:
    George1st wrote:

    Anyone know of any technologies that can enable or enhance chickens to lay eggs?

    Just don't know what I could be doing wrong?

    Signed,

    AnEmptyShell


    What do you call a rooster that lays eggs?

     

    ...Himalaya.

    Hahahahahahaha........Niceeeeeeeee!

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #220

    George1st

    Dog possibly? Have you seen an Australian Chicken?

    Not to bad on the eye, if your that type of guy.

    We don't eat them here, they're like our sacred animal. (Aussie, religeous thing), no biggy.


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