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I am not a premium member because I'm a poor bastard.
I'm not a premium member cause the aht.....
oh wait,I am a premium member!
I was all ready to make a witty (ri)post(e) on that other thread when I found I couldn't cuz I don't have a turnip!
So I figure we have the right to talk about this stuff too. So go ahead, fellow freeloaders: let me know why you're leeching away like I am.
It's not the money, I just find the whole process of finding my wallet, taking out my credit card and carefully punching in numbers to be tedious.
No trouble at all snakesbelly, I'm not wasting any time on dumb blondes.
and i'm not wasting any more time with you either. oh, you have dark hair, is that unusual in someone from Malta? or is there a pretty diversified gene pool, lol. keyboard warriors are so pathetic.
How can Charlotte_212 be dumb if her rating is 1557?
Quick question: Can all of you join one of my groups? It's "American Chess Club". The qualifications are in the name.
Quick question: Can you spam everyone's threads? It's kind of selfish and inconsiderate. The qualfications are in the previous sentence.
Anyone know of any technologies that can enable or enhance chickens to lay eggs?
Just don't know what I could be doing wrong?
I didn't spam everyone's threads. I can't help it, it's just the rules; I didn't make the rules, I am just supposed to invite people. :(
By spamming people's threads?
What do you call a rooster that lays eggs?
I'm not spaming, just asking. This is only the second forum I've posted it in, and I don't play to post it in any more.
You mean, you've done this twice? Shame!
Why am I not a premium member? Because I spent the money on a toupee for my dog, now he's better looking than me. I'll shave his butt.
The dog will still win.
I am a PM,!
Well yeah he's a good looking dog, the bitc*es love him!
Dog possibly? Have you seen an Australian Chicken?
Not to bad on the eye, if your that type of guy.
We don't eat them here, they're like our sacred animal. (Aussie, religeous thing), no biggy.
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