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The funniest thing I've ever read about chess.


  • 3 months ago · Quote · #1

    Garlophamole

    Jorge Luis Borges wrote a very funny short story in the 1940s called "Pierre Menard, Author of Don Quixote." In it he describes a fictional scholar who among a list of about 20 other things writes

    "a technical article on the possibility of enriching the game of chess by means of eliminating one of the rooks' pawns. Menard proposes, recommends, disputes and ends by rejecting this innovation."

    If you don't play chess at all, this really isn't funny. If you do play, it's hillarious.

  • 3 months ago · Quote · #2

    Boko-maru

    I dispute the hypothesis put forth in your final statement.  And I say this as both a chess player and a Borges enthusiast.

    Woody Allen's Gossage-Vardebedian Papers, however, were hysterical.

  • 3 months ago · Quote · #3

    Garlophamole

    I'm checking out the Gossage-Vardebedian Papers. Skimming them, yeah, they do look pretty funny. Woody Allen probably couldn't have written that without Borges in the world.

  • 3 months ago · Quote · #4

    Boko-maru

    I'd dispute the hypothesis in that final statement as well, but I'd hate to sound like a broken record.

    Literature, like Obamacare, is in the eye of the beholder.

  • 3 months ago · Quote · #5

    Gyryth

    Eye operations can be expensive. Get insurance.

  • 3 months ago · Quote · #6

    Boko-maru

    Aye, operations can be expensive.

  • 3 months ago · Quote · #7

    tigerprowl

    Rook (poisoned) pawn gambit?



  • 3 months ago · Quote · #8

    guitarzan

    I operate to shun Obamacare.

  • 3 months ago · Quote · #9

    ViktorHNielsen

    White obviously has advantage, if you remove one set of rook pawns:




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