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  • 19 months ago · Quote · #81

    LongIslandMark

    The black King in the corner lies,

    surrounded by his own pieces, of course.

    It makes me shout to the skies,

    My Kingdom! My Kingdom for a horse!

  • 19 months ago · Quote · #82

    Dischyzer

    The Queen sees the peasants

    she's barely awake

    she yells and she rants

    "Let them eat cake!"

  • 19 months ago · Quote · #83

    Dischyzer

    The pawn is so lame

    with it's little bulbous head

    but ignore it in the game

    and Boom . . . Promotion . . . Queen . . . You're Dead

  • 19 months ago · Quote · #84

    AlCzervik

    AndyClifton wrote:

    hey look, I gave Neil the gong!

    that doesn't mean "Post one more song"

    But, did you do the dance?

  • 19 months ago · Quote · #85

    AndyClifton

    You mean this guy?...

  • 19 months ago · Quote · #86

    LongIslandMark

    I'm playing my first CC game,

    just like a game of Blitz.

    So far I'm playing pretty lame,

    the whole thing gives me fits.

  • 19 months ago · Quote · #87

    AndyClifton

    Mark, maybe you're not cut out

    to play chess as slow as we do

    if you think your angst is bad now

    just wait till you get to move 2

  • 19 months ago · Quote · #88

    LongIslandMark

    Move one! Move two! I snicker-snack. What clout!

    I wonder if I should be doing this while my mother is out.

    But then I make a helpless goof,

    like riding down a river in a barrel.

    I now don't know if I should spoof,

    Tolkien, Seuss, or Carroll.


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