The Power of your Style is Equal to Experience X Speed of your mind.

Pepto Bismol tastes like crap

but i'll still pour it in a big spoon

It helps prevent falling in the trap

of staying bent over in the bathroom

I bought a bag of some great rare elixir

and puffed away and hoped new light would show

and then I loaded Harvest on the mixer

(but nope, he still was squawking like a crow)

If I took that approach

of smoking a choice roach

Then played Harvest and heard Neil blow

I would be rolling on the floor cackling like a crow.

Thanks, Conq.

Thank you as well

"as well" instead of too

It's an urge that's hard to quell

Maybe there's a poet in you

The Queen sees the peasants

she's barely awake

she yells and she rants

"Let them eat cake!"

The pawn is so lame

with it's little bulbous head

but ignore it in the game

and Boom . . . Promotion . . . Queen . . . You're Dead

But, did you do the dance?

You mean this guy?...

Mark, maybe you're not cut out

to play chess as slow as we do

if you think your angst is bad now

just wait till you get to move 2