This brilliant "attack" has been used on me twice in my chess games:

1. e4    2.  Qh5

NOTE FOR BEGINNERS:  1. e4 is good. 2. Qh5 is terrible. I mean, it's not even putting my King in check, and meanwhile White's queen is a huge target!!!

Why do some people think this attack is awesome? I *facepalm x4* in perplexity...

because beginners are alwys like, the queen is the strongest! i shall hassle my opponent!

lets face it, you'd probably do it if you had no chess theory too