any of you cheaters or people in possession of chess engine software wanna play me? challenge me and name the game fritz. i'll crush you. or we'll draw. or one of us will win by a slim margin.

 now to the real reason i'm posting, anyone know of chess clubs in toronto? 

yabang...

You should be keelhauled for using such a large font.

tns wrote: You should be keelhauled for using such a large font.

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 you should be keelhauled for making me have to look up the definition of keelhauled.

What does keehauled mean? ... since you already looked it up Timmay.

Keelhauling was a severe form of corporal punishment meted out to sailors at sea.

looked it up on wikipedia lol

You get to inspect the barnacles on the hull of yhe ship real closely. You stood a better than 50 % chance of survival.

timmaylivinalie wrote: tns wrote: You should be keelhauled for using such a large font.

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 you should be keelhauled for making me have to look up the definition of keelhauled.

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 ^LOL I'm really tempted to look it up now

Rael wrote:

What does keehauled mean? ... since you already looked it up Timmay.

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<a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/audio.html/ahd4WAV/K0028100/keelhauled" target="_blank"><img src="http://cache.lexico.com/g/d/speaker.gif" border="0" /></a>  Audio Help   (kēl'hôl')  Pronunciation Key  tr.v.   keel·hauled, keel·haul·ing, keel·hauls Nautical To discipline by dragging under the keel of a ship. To rebuke harshly. or what ericq said :P

mrwrangler wrote: You get to inspect the barnacles on the hull of yhe ship real closely. You stood a better than 50 % chance of survival.

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 i think i'd rather take my chances with beheading :P

For those who did not know what "keelhauled" meant, please rent more pirate movies. They are good for the soul. Or something.

Personally, I think keelhauling is too severe a punishment merely for the gross abuse of using an absurdly large font. Usually ear cropping and nose splitting do the trick. Besides, where are we going to get a ship to haul someone under the keel? 

Is it a joke? How it can be that somebody (timmaylivinalie) has ZERO  rating points?

timmaylivinalie wrote: 

 

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 how about i just pirate more movies, that could help too, no?

i chose the large font for the kids..kids are stupid and need big letters and i wanted them to be able to read my post..those lil illiterate bastards

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 It's a bit ironic that you refer to your intended audience as stupid and claim that the font size you chose was for legibility. Because the line spacing is so inadequate, your ascenders and descenders are running into each other. There is far too little white space for type that size. Also, readers expect to see initial letters of senteces capitalized; your lower case initials make the lack of white space even more difficult to read.

LydiaBlonde wrote: Is it a joke? How it can be that somebody (timmaylivinalie) has ZERO  rating points?

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It's no joke, he worked awhile on attaining that.

Duffer1965 wrote: timmaylivinalie wrote: 

 

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 how about i just pirate more movies, that could help too, no?

i chose the large font for the kids..kids are stupid and need big letters and i wanted them to be able to read my post..those lil illiterate bastards

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 It's a bit ironic that you refer to your intended audience as stupid and claim that the font size you chose was for legibility. Because the line spacing is so inadequate, your ascenders and descenders are running into each other. There is far too little white space for type that size. Also, readers expect to see initial letters of senteces capitalized; your lower case initials make the lack of white space even more difficult to read.

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 what?! i can't understand you. you used too small a font and too many capital letters. please correct this so i'll know what you said. thanks!

 

 -little kid

Duffer1965 wrote: timmaylivinalie wrote: 

 

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 how about i just pirate more movies, that could help too, no?

i chose the large font for the kids..kids are stupid and need big letters and i wanted them to be able to read my post..those lil illiterate bastards

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 It's a bit ironic that you refer to your intended audience as stupid and claim that the font size you chose was for legibility. Because the line spacing is so inadequate, your ascenders and descenders are running into each other. There is far too little white space for type that size. Also, readers expect to see initial letters of senteces capitalized; your lower case initials make the lack of white space even more difficult to read.

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 all apologies duffman!i' m juss allergic. to proper grammar" and i detest capital' letters(

                    bthew? if the post  was intended juss 4 kids as/ ur implyin i'dv'e included picshers of clowns and nemo's and crap.

silentfilmstar13 wrote: Duffer1965 wrote: timmaylivinalie wrote: 

 

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 how about i just pirate more movies, that could help too, no?

i chose the large font for the kids..kids are stupid and need big letters and i wanted them to be able to read my post..those lil illiterate bastards

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 It's a bit ironic that you refer to your intended audience as stupid and claim that the font size you chose was for legibility. Because the line spacing is so inadequate, your ascenders and descenders are running into each other. There is far too little white space for type that size. Also, readers expect to see initial letters of senteces capitalized; your lower case initials make the lack of white space even more difficult to read.

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 what?! i can't understand you. you used too small a font and too many capital letters. please correct this so i'll know what you said. thanks!

 

 -little kid

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 rofl!

ewige wrote: LydiaBlonde wrote: Is it a joke? How it can be that somebody (timmaylivinalie) has ZERO  rating points?

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It's no joke, he worked awhile on attaining that.

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 ewige is right. it took me more than 3 days of work.

excalibur8 wrote: Didn't realise there was a Moronic Category on this forum.

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 and what a surprise that you found it!

Keelhaulling - imagine Leonardo on the Titanic saying "i'm the King of the World!!" Now lower him 20 feet and tie a rope around each arm and run the ropes through the port and starboard bow portholes. 

 Avast ye matee. Arrrgghhhh