It appears that the time has come. This is a sad day indeed. But the truth must be outed. So, here it goes:

Some of our members have quite suspicious names. After about 10 seconds of research, I've discovered the horrific facts.

Lets start with Loomis:

• Loomis' mixture — a diarrhea mixture containing oil of sassafras I, tincture of opium 12, tincture of rhubarb 8, tincture of gambir 40, compound tincture of lavender to make 100. Dose, 30 minims (2cc). The American Illustrated Medical Dictionary (1938)

And now, the beloved creator of this website, Erik:

• The given name Eric is of Scandinavian origin. It is derived from the name Ei(r)ríkr, meaning "eternal ruller

And finally, this one pains me the most... Rael. One of the most influential members of this unsuspecting community. A shame.

• The Renewable and Appropriate Energy Laboratory (RAEL) is a research laboratory based at the University of California, Berkeley. It focuses on designing, testing, and disseminating renewable and appropriate energy systems.

A few conclusions can be extrapolated from this facts, starting from the most obvious to the most complex

• Loomis is actually a diarrhea mixture -

• Rael is actually a robotic entity, created to end the human dependency of oil by making them read forums instead of getting out of their houses in a car
• Erik created this website with the purpose of ruling the world, naming himself accordingly

I'm sorry you had to hear this from me

Edit: Oh, and I also discovered that Cheater_1 is the username of a gamer from venezuela

(sorry about the "behing" I belive you all know what I meant

Erik is his name...

but nice 1 ;)

If erik is his true name, that just means the conspiracy goes back to the ancient times in which he was born. Dark forces here indeed

lol nice reasearch though!!!

lukeyboy_xx wrote:

lol nice reasearch though!!!

Given you name is Luke, which is named after a region of Italy and a Chelsea fan, perhaps you are really Gianfranco Zola!

Evil_Homer wrote:

lukeyboy_xx wrote:

lol nice reasearch though!!!

Given you name is Luke, which is named after a rIegion of Italy and a Chelsea fan, perhaps you are really Gianfranco Zola!

Is that a clever way of saying that my research was rubbish?

I can handle rude, unpolite, but clever is just too much. if you need me I'll be curled up in fetal position crying on the floor.

Hmmmmm....

Per chance would TiagoDevesa translate to something on the order of "conspiracy theorist?"

heheh

Tiago's research can't have been too thorough, I mean, even a 5 minute search on me would've uncovered this...

http://rael.org/rael_content/intro.php?elan=English

hilarious...

ih8sens???? hmmm maybe the sens research program you hate stem cells? or living longer cause of overpopulation?? or it could be he town in franc??? i just did a quick google search

It appears that one ih8seens was banned from red hot pawn :O

;)

Rael:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrkfKneWPYg

The story driving P. Gabriel's take on Rael?

Whatever has happened, Rael has committed something. Whether it be a crime, or something else, Rael is guilty of something. The criminal element is brought up by his whole Puerto Rican Ghetto Street Kid persona, his time at Pontiac (a reformatory in NJ), and his attitudes about city life. It is obvious he is a street kid in trouble, and it is obvious he has done something wrong.

Whatever Rael's problem is, or whatever crime he committed, it had something to do with the sexual or carnal motive. Now whether this is some sort of sex crime, or sexual more he is breaking is undetermined, but I think what is more being alluded to here is the production of testosterone, and male aggression. It would seem fitting that in a tale of a tough street punk, who has to learn another way to be, emasculation or castration and the suppression of male aggressiveness, which leads to many fights (within and without) is his main cause of downfall.

;)