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Things some chess players say when they blunder

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AlCzervik
PendejoCity1 wrote:

i personally encountered the i've been drinking card about 4 or 5 times

All the others immediately go for a drink instead of typing it.

Sunofthemorninglight
juicysnail wrote:

well she was 18 years old.

she may have learned to write many years before, so try not to be too surprised.

chasm1995

I say (to myself) shit.  Then, I finish the game or, if i am certain that the other person knows that that blunder cost me the game, I resign.

apawndown

The great Alekhine got so upset once he threw his king across the room, shouting "Why must I lose to this idiot??

waffllemaster
apawndown wrote:

The great Alekhine got so upset once he threw his king across the room, shouting "Why must I lose to this idiot??

Nimzowitsch actually.

apawndown

Oops!  I blundered. . .

(Thanks for setting me straight)

winerkleiner

When I blunder I grab my dog and accidently drop him on the board, saying "oops".

waffllemaster

When it's a simple-ish geometric tactic I missed:

"Oh, that's just too ****ing cute... **** me" [resigns]

 

 

Or when I'm in a funny mood:

"That makes me a saaaaad panda" [resigns]

 

 

Or when I'm feeling rastafarian (singing):

"I'm going out and coming in
Never leave I Jah Jah
Keep me far from vampires
I'm going out and coming in
Keep me by your right hand
and keep me far from Satan"

...

[toke and resign]

RSzgvYzxpizmp

Wut

waffllemaster

Oh... online only of course.  I don't say anything in person.

RSzgvYzxpizmp

Still...wut

kiwi-inactive

"I couldn't stop thinking about Family Guy, have you seen this episode..."

"I can play draughts much better"

"I can't play as white (or black depending on opponents pieces) it brings me bad luck" 

janecoops

I let you have my queen because I pulled off a big deal today and I'm feeling generous!

atarw
kiwi_overtherainbow wrote:

 

"I can't play as white (or black depending on opponents pieces) it brings me bad luck" 

Actually, for me, for some reason, I always have better results with Black. 

TetsuoShima
Cooperman2 wrote:

I let you have my queen because I pulled off a big deal today and I'm feeling generous!

good one!!!

Gartholomew

Someone just accused me of cheating after blundering in two games against me.  In one game he hung his bishop (I was a pawn down, and about to be two down) and in the other game he hung he played fxe5 in the king's gambit allowing the simple queen check on h4.  I just went to my profile, and this moron tells me that I used a computer.  For some reason his rating was in the 1700's, but he played like his rating was much lower.

KingRanch40

Hi everyone

KingRanch40

New to the site

Scottrf
DaBigOne wrote:
kiwi_overtherainbow wrote:

 

"I can't play as white (or black depending on opponents pieces) it brings me bad luck" 

Actually, for me, for some reason, I always have better results with Black. 


Just like most people who say this, no you don't.

TitanCG

"If you played that other move I would've won."