well she was 18 years old.
she may have learned to write many years before, so try not to be too surprised.
well she was 18 years old.
she may have learned to write many years before, so try not to be too surprised.
I say (to myself) shit. Then, I finish the game or, if i am certain that the other person knows that that blunder cost me the game, I resign.
The great Alekhine got so upset once he threw his king across the room, shouting "Why must I lose to this idiot??
The great Alekhine got so upset once he threw his king across the room, shouting "Why must I lose to this idiot??
Nimzowitsch actually.
When it's a simple-ish geometric tactic I missed:
"Oh, that's just too ****ing cute... **** me" [resigns]
Or when I'm in a funny mood:
"That makes me a saaaaad panda" [resigns]
Or when I'm feeling rastafarian (singing):
"I'm going out and coming in
Never leave I Jah Jah
Keep me far from vampires
I'm going out and coming in
Keep me by your right hand
and keep me far from Satan"
...
[toke and resign]
"I couldn't stop thinking about Family Guy, have you seen this episode..."
"I can play draughts much better"
"I can't play as white (or black depending on opponents pieces) it brings me bad luck"
"I can't play as white (or black depending on opponents pieces) it brings me bad luck"
Actually, for me, for some reason, I always have better results with Black.
I let you have my queen because I pulled off a big deal today and I'm feeling generous!
good one!!!
Someone just accused me of cheating after blundering in two games against me. In one game he hung his bishop (I was a pawn down, and about to be two down) and in the other game he hung he played fxe5 in the king's gambit allowing the simple queen check on h4. I just went to my profile, and this moron tells me that I used a computer. For some reason his rating was in the 1700's, but he played like his rating was much lower.
i personally encountered the i've been drinking card about 4 or 5 times
All the others immediately go for a drink instead of typing it.