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i like having both in my arsenal.
@Flags is a double-barrel kinda guy.
Probably types with both hands, too.
I always wonder why there is continual confusing of the terms troll and spammer.
Trolls try to elicit a negative response.
Spammers try to overwhelm a troll with nonsense.
You should teach a night class on it, @Corrijean. Some of us still need that training.
It's a good thing I only pester trolls. They seem to enjoy it.
I think they like/seek the attention...
Until they block you.
Credit is hard to come by these days.
To paraphrase the late Dom DeLuise " No credit, please throw money " lol ( my spelling might be a bit off there, sorry Dom ).
He told me to tell you that he forgave you...this is a troll forum right?
Thanks for the recent posts. Well this is a thread set up for having fun and there have been lots of people visiting here. Were any of them Trolls ? I guess only the Shadow knows lol.
Mr Cabadenwurt asked: Were any of them Trolls ?
At the main congregation hall.
None showed up at the hall. They were busy.
Thanks for the posts.
I once heard the following rumor: " Players play, Coaches coach, Teachers teach and Trolls will troll ( Deep, very Deep lol ).
The other day I changed my brand of bathroom tissue and somehow this thread came to mind ( yup it's time for some bathroom humour ).
This is an old joke but some people may not have heard it yet: " How is this toilet paper like John Wayne ? --- Well it's rough and tough and won't take S*** off anybody ! "
For that use handiwipes. Very effective. Endorsed by JW, were he still alive.
Thanks for the post Zborg.
Speaking of bathroom homour, using the toilet up there in the Space Station must be quite interesting. I wonder if they bring the waste products back to Earth ?
Maybe that's what hit Chelya...no, never mind.
Of course gravity would in time pull any of these " waste products " back to the Earth. A cute song that came out years ago was entitled " Pennies From Heaven " but in this case it would be " Fertilizer From Heaven ".
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