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Indeed, if you cannot laugh about something then you don't take it seriously enough.
Unless you are trying to kill that monster that eats blood, or the gigantic space amoeba... Or you need to use your warp engines. Actually anti-matter was pretty useful, unlike anti-fun which does nobody any good.
And it's serious fun to get the business.
I just read a thread where the OP was complaining about being insulted by his opponent ( I gather that the term Idiot came up ) and I was reminded of an old joke: Someone once asked me if I was a complete Idiot and I replied no, there are a few parts missing lol.
Made me smile.
exxxxxxcellaaaaaaaaant quote cabadenwurt!
mind if I use that in my blog, please, pretty please, pretty pretty please
Thanks for the recent posts. Corrijean I'm glad you liked the old joke.
AnnaZC feel free to use the joke, I first saw it in a Newspaper cartoon section years ago ( I think it was in the Frank & Ernest part ). Back when I used to read a lot of newspapers I would of course read the cartoons first lol.
+1, we could usefully change this thread topic to the above, and start over.
Incisive and entertaining. Thank you.
That reminds me of a line from Full Metal Jacket: "Were you born this useless, or did you have to work at it?" I wouldn't even mind getting trash talked by R. Lee Ermey (over the internet at least), I would be on the floor laughing while my clock ticked away.
that looks like salmonelle in a petri dish, ivan
Yeah I edited my post. I felt that bacterioid donuts were not the future of this thread.
Jelly donuts, on the other hand... (not posting the video directly because this is a "family" site)
Not to troll. I don't like living under bridges and am not fond of billy goats, whether or not gruff, as a source of nutrition.
Some people react and think it is funny, others no reaction.
It didn't do their sergeant much good as it turned out.
Thanks for all of the posts. Ivandh mentioned Donuts and I have eaten my share of those pastry items. However I often wonder ( as I'm enjoying a tasty Donut ) what do they do with the dough that they take out of the middle ? One of Life's mysteries I guess, along with the sock that disappears in the Dryer lol.
Every good Canadian should know what happens to the holes...
Thanks for the info Grobe. No luck tho on the Dryer mystery ? lol. Which reminds me of another goofy question, from an old song I think: where does the light go when it goes out ?
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