don't you think that there are a constantly growing amount of opening forum topics. They are too booorrring. Let's hve some more amusing ones that make us larf.Who cares about the best defence to the petroff. Who cares about the sicilian. Where is Beast719. Forums have just got really boring!!!!

I totally agree forums these days are just like 'sticking your head in a paper bag'

(only much less fun!)

but too many openings......

I agree.  They should change the rules of chess so that it just starts in the middle game.  Then we wouldn't have to try and learn all of that opening theory.

by the way, this forum thread is not talking about openings, but a chance to put in some jokes (not always chess related).

hear's a start: What do cows read?

                     Moospapers!!!!!!

What's large grey and doesn't really matter?

Two atoms walk into a bar.  

"Dang!  I've lost an electron" says one

"Are you sure?"

"Yes.  I'm positive!"

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 An irrelephant.

cmon lord jones you know where the beast is. under your kitchen table. :-)

 i don't get it

What the.

"Well, I seem to have wandered off a bit..."

--Spokesman for BALPA

How do you wake up lady gaga?

Pok'er face

well this is about jokes