no way chess player rule, we think about useless things like color complexes, waste our time playing a game we can never master, revere people that devote their lives in pursuit of achieving an impossible dream of creating a beautiful work of art that only a small percent of the populatoin can even appreciate, for very little money, and is of no consequence to the world in general. our attempts to legitimize this game, our holy grail, we pompusly abhor the plebian masses who ignorantly live thier lives without knowing what it is to behold a brilliant Tal sacrifice, or appreciate an artfuly played bronstein midgame, or wonder at the beautiful, natural simplisity of a Capa endgame. we brag about our esorteric understanding of a lucean position, or that we have 400 opening variations memorized til at least move 10, we can calculate variations and "see" 15 moves deep, we can speak of Nimzowitsch's "Hypermodern" revolution or Fischer singlehandly taking on the soviet chess machien, heck just en passant is enough to baffle the philistine masses...in the end its just a game that we take way too seriously and i wouldt have it anyother way
This needs more attention. kudos
Applause, Applause, APPLAUSE!!! Kudos to jpd303!
What's boring..... Postional, Queen's Pawn, Scotch
What's Fun! Tactics, Endgames, Fullblown attack on the King, King's Gambit
This topic prompts me to believe that many boring things can be good, like chess books.
I can easily fall asleep to symmetrical play. Man, I just hate that.
Players taking vacation time. Sucks the living life from the game.
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Black VS White bishop endgames in which the oppenent refuses your draw offer!!!
Playing an someone over and over and they keep playing the same way
The French.
The most boring thing in chess is boring posts....
1 move/ 2 day vote chess games that begin with the sicillian. 2 and a half months later and we're still in theory.
i have to agree with that. as much as i like the shveshnikov sicilian (and i am an ardent fan) playing three games that follow the same lines for over ten moves defeats the purpose of chess.
That would be Lucena position. Not Lucean. Thanks. lol
the most boring thing in chess is having to resist the temptation of shouting "charge" and tipping the board so that your pieces go crashing into your opponent's
lol. I gotta try that one sometime. When I resign, I send pieces flying everywhere...well, only at chess practice.
Playing with an experienced player that reads a magazine or watches TV between moves, rather than analyze the position or exchange verbally.
For me, the most boring part of chess is Opening... it's usually/always the same. O,o I try to hurry and get it over with, lol.
Losing!
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