What is the most boring thing in chess?

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30th April 2009, 07:11am
#61
by omeomy
Boston United States
Member Since: Mar 2009
Member Points: 29
jpd303 wrote:

no way chess player rule, we think about useless things like color complexes, waste our time playing a game we can never master, revere people that devote their lives in pursuit of achieving an impossible dream of creating a beautiful work of art that only a small percent of the populatoin can even appreciate, for very little money, and is of no consequence to the world in general.  our attempts to legitimize this game, our holy grail, we pompusly abhor the plebian masses who ignorantly live thier lives without knowing what it is to behold a brilliant Tal sacrifice, or appreciate an artfuly played bronstein midgame, or wonder at the beautiful, natural simplisity of a Capa endgame.  we brag about our esorteric understanding of a lucean position, or that we have 400 opening variations memorized til at least move 10, we can calculate variations and "see" 15 moves deep, we can speak of Nimzowitsch's "Hypermodern" revolution or Fischer singlehandly taking on the soviet chess machien, heck just en passant is enough to baffle the philistine masses...in the end its just a game that we take way too seriously and i wouldt have it anyother way


This needs more attention. kudos

30th April 2009, 07:30am
#62
by jchurch5566
Ohio United States
Member Since: Nov 2008
Member Points: 2123
jpd303 wrote:

no way chess player rule, we think about useless things like color complexes, waste our time playing a game we can never master, revere people that devote their lives in pursuit of achieving an impossible dream of creating a beautiful work of art that only a small percent of the populatoin can even appreciate, for very little money, and is of no consequence to the world in general.  our attempts to legitimize this game, our holy grail, we pompusly abhor the plebian masses who ignorantly live thier lives without knowing what it is to behold a brilliant Tal sacrifice, or appreciate an artfuly played bronstein midgame, or wonder at the beautiful, natural simplisity of a Capa endgame.  we brag about our esorteric understanding of a lucean position, or that we have 400 opening variations memorized til at least move 10, we can calculate variations and "see" 15 moves deep, we can speak of Nimzowitsch's "Hypermodern" revolution or Fischer singlehandly taking on the soviet chess machien, heck just en passant is enough to baffle the philistine masses...in the end its just a game that we take way too seriously and i wouldt have it anyother way


 Applause, Applause, APPLAUSE!!!  Kudos to jpd303!

30th April 2009, 07:45am
#63
by nathan734
Urumqi China
Member Since: Mar 2009
Member Points: 5

What's boring..... Postional, Queen's Pawn, Scotch

What's Fun! Tactics, Endgames, Fullblown attack on the King, King's Gambit

30th April 2009, 07:50am
#64
by Theempiremaker
United States
Member Since: Nov 2008
Member Points: 697

This topic prompts me to believe that many boring things can be good, like chess books.

30th April 2009, 07:52am
#65
by Omicron
Buenos Aires Argentina
Member Since: Apr 2008
Member Points: 201

I can easily fall asleep to symmetrical play. Man, I just hate that.

30th April 2009, 07:55am
#66
by Theempiremaker
United States
Member Since: Nov 2008
Member Points: 697

Players taking vacation time. Sucks the living life from the game.

30th April 2009, 08:10am
#67
by marcol
United States
Member Since: Sep 2008
Member Points: 22

1. e4

30th April 2009, 08:31am
#68
by chesssimon
Sydney Australia
Member Since: Dec 2007
Member Points: 8

Black VS White bishop endgames in which the oppenent refuses your draw offer!!!

30th April 2009, 01:46pm
#69
by Rifter13
Montreal Canada
Member Since: Mar 2009
Member Points: 25

Playing an someone over and over and they keep playing the same way

30th April 2009, 02:04pm
#70
by rich34788
Shakespeare's leafy county United Kingdom
Member Since: Jan 2008
Member Points: 448

The French.

30th April 2009, 02:11pm
#71
by Bodhidharma
Australia
Member Since: Feb 2008
Member Points: 296

The most boring thing in chess is boring posts....

30th April 2009, 02:15pm
#72
by santiR
outside Washington D.C. United States
Member Since: Apr 2008
Member Points: 1024
thefox31 wrote:

1 move/ 2 day vote chess games that begin with the sicillian. 2 and a half months later and we're still in theory.


i have to agree with that.  as much as i like the shveshnikov sicilian (and i am an ardent fan) playing three games that follow the same lines for over ten moves defeats the purpose of chess.

30th April 2009, 02:21pm
#73
by Politicalmusic
Alabama United States
Member Since: Feb 2009
Member Points: 2460
omeomy wrote:
jpd303 wrote:

no way chess player rule, we think about useless things like color complexes, waste our time playing a game we can never master, revere people that devote their lives in pursuit of achieving an impossible dream of creating a beautiful work of art that only a small percent of the populatoin can even appreciate, for very little money, and is of no consequence to the world in general.  our attempts to legitimize this game, our holy grail, we pompusly abhor the plebian masses who ignorantly live thier lives without knowing what it is to behold a brilliant Tal sacrifice, or appreciate an artfuly played bronstein midgame, or wonder at the beautiful, natural simplisity of a Capa endgame.  we brag about our esorteric understanding of a lucean position, or that we have 400 opening variations memorized til at least move 10, we can calculate variations and "see" 15 moves deep, we can speak of Nimzowitsch's "Hypermodern" revolution or Fischer singlehandly taking on the soviet chess machien, heck just en passant is enough to baffle the philistine masses...in the end its just a game that we take way too seriously and i wouldt have it anyother way


This needs more attention. kudos


That would be Lucena position.  Not Lucean.  Thanks.  lol

30th April 2009, 02:29pm
#74
by jk00750
United States
Member Since: Dec 2008
Member Points: 189
LordJones3rd wrote:

the most boring thing in chess is having to resist the  temptation of shouting "charge" and tipping the board so that your pieces go crashing into your opponent's


lol.  I gotta try that one sometime.  When I resign, I send pieces flying everywhere...well, only at chess practice.

30th April 2009, 04:37pm
#75
by paul211
Canada
Member Since: Mar 2008
Member Points: 1801

Playing with an experienced player that reads a magazine or watches TV between moves, rather than analyze the position or exchange verbally.

2nd May 2009, 03:21pm
#76
by Zeruhn
Ozarks, MO United States
Member Since: May 2009
Member Points: 8

For me, the most boring part of chess is Opening... it's usually/always the same. O,o I try to hurry and get it over with, lol.

2nd May 2009, 03:56pm
#77
by DavidBrian
the sticks United States
Member Since: Dec 2008
Member Points: 17

Losing!

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