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What PIECE would you replace the KING with?


  • 8 months ago · Quote · #21

    baldymanjay

    could also abolish the word check and also check mate. pointless words in the chess world 

  • 8 months ago · Quote · #22

    FancyKnight

    Homie.

  • 8 months ago · Quote · #23

    chessdex

    Yeah, we can replace them with "YEs, I trapped you're king so it has no where to go so therefore I win.

  • 8 months ago · Quote · #24

    goldendog

    A salt shaker, looser's.

  • 8 months ago · Quote · #25

    chessdex

    So then some people can win by eating the whole salt shaker. Then they die 2 days later.

  • 8 months ago · Quote · #26

    goldendog

    That damn touch-eat rule.

  • 8 months ago · Quote · #27

    chessdex

    exactly 

  • 8 months ago · Quote · #28

    ThomasGRobinson

    Queen?

  • 8 months ago · Quote · #29

    fluffy001

    How about a poisonous ice cream cone?

  • 8 months ago · Quote · #30

    Mersaphe

    But if you replace the king it is still a king. It might be a different looking object but it serves the same function as a king. This is a nonsensical thread

  • 8 months ago · Quote · #31

    fluffy001

    Mersaphe wrote:

    But if you replace the king it is still a king. It might be a different looking object but it serves the same function as a king. This is a nonsensical thread

    Actually, you could pick the function if you wanted.

  • 8 months ago · Quote · #32

    chessdex

    Mersaphe wrote:

    But if you replace the king it is still a king. It might be a different looking object but it serves the same function as a king. This is a nonsensical thread

    Wow, you just figured that out.

  • 8 months ago · Quote · #33

    FancyKnight

    It can have a different function?

    In that case the homie moves by passing out and waking up in a random spot in the opponent's half of the board.

  • 8 months ago · Quote · #34

    NomadicKnight

    I'd replace the king with a computer virus that infects it's host (the OP of a really stupid thread being it's preferred target) and prevents said host from accessing the internet.

  • 8 months ago · Quote · #35

    erikzambrano

    Mersaphe wrote:

    But if you replace the king it is still a king. It might be a different looking object but it serves the same function as a king. This is a nonsensical thread

    Yeah, why don't we just change the game of checkers to saying "queen me" when a chip gets to the opposite side of the board.Yell

  • 8 months ago · Quote · #36

    baldymanjay

    LOL

  • 7 months ago · Quote · #37

    Spiritbro77

    A Dalek. Exterminate, exterminate.....

  • 7 months ago · Quote · #38

    DrSpudnik

    A piece of crap, maybe?

  • 7 months ago · Quote · #39

    JariIkonen

    A borg.


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