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goldendog
That's because you are chasing your tail...your master didn't train you very well, I see...
Does it never occur to you that saying nothing is better than what you come up with?
nameno1had
If you were only intelligent enough to realize and apply that logic to yourself, this thread and the rest of the world would be a better place. Its amazing the power one can wield and they forfeit it like schmucks, because they want control....heal boy...heal
ilikeflags
a typing dog seems pretty intelligent to me.
Mine sends faxes and all kinds of different stuff...he is below average...
zborg
It's just a public forum. People's street cred both stands and falls based entirely on what they say, and how they say it.
Aplomb helps, but hydrogen and stupidity are still the two most commnon elements in our little chess universe. It pays to know the difference. Even when that difference appears subtle.
It's just a public forum. People's cred both stands and falls based entirely on what they say, and how they say it.
I'm sorry the dog ate my homework...
It's heel, genius, and aren't you just blowing hot air as usual, trying in vain to appear witty?
Change your no-name to ProfessorZinger; That's as close as you'll get to witty. Better yet, just stick to jamming butterknives into electrical outlets.
I didn't want you at my heel genius, I didn't really want you around me. I wanted you to "heal" the situation, make the world and this thread a better place...as in shut up, vamoose, scram, hit the trail...
Remember this...you don't read very well or consider the context...I should feed you a jar of peanut butter...
hey guys did you see this? is namedick trying?
he's quoting himself now.
Flags, you seem rather retentive. You should have your friend across the way, help you get a date or something. I think the pressure is starting to sqeeze your brain...
ooh, burnt (again!)
You're attracted to those? Dude, and you thought I have issues...
Paging ProfessorZinger, Paging ProfessorZinger. Hello?
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