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4th February 2008, 08:26am
#1
by Fotoman
Philippines
Member Since: Nov 2007
Member Points: 583

Ok all you whinners, here is a thread you can come to, complain, whine, bitch, bellyache and generally blow-off steam as to your poor play, slow opponents, fast opponents, bad choice of openings, buttons you want, and general anything you want to complain about your games or your worthless pitiful life.

There will be a tissue box by the door for your use. Please try to put your used tissue in the trash can on your way out. Bear in mind that whinning about whiners is not really whinning, so if you do so, nobody cares.

Top whinners will receive recognition well beyond what they deserve and maybe even get a door prize, to be determined later (so don't whine about that also).

LET THE WHINNING BEGIN!!!!


4th February 2008, 08:28am
#2
by Queenie
London House United Kingdom
Member Since: Jul 2007
Member Points: 1813
Oh Fotoman, go back to sleep, we've done it all before.WinkWink
4th February 2008, 08:33am
#3
by Fotoman
Philippines
Member Since: Nov 2007
Member Points: 583
Whinning about a whinning thread is really pathetic Cry
4th February 2008, 08:41am
#4
by CBA
England
Member Since: Sep 2007
Member Points: 5760
I want a James Bond-style ejector seat for every player.
4th February 2008, 08:48am
#5
by Fotoman
Philippines
Member Since: Nov 2007
Member Points: 583
Erik, can you program that pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaasssee???
4th February 2008, 09:22am
#6
by AquaMan
Albany, Oregon United States
Member Since: Jan 2008
Member Points: 759
That photo next to your name is just plain scary!  You're supposed to stop after 9 cups of coffee.  And after waking up to that, I need a tranquilizer.  There, I'm done.  Moving on.
4th February 2008, 09:52am
#7
by Fotoman
Philippines
Member Since: Nov 2007
Member Points: 583
That's the govenor of your adjacent state Californica. It is was shortly after his endorsement of John McCain that he realized what he had done saying something like AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
4th February 2008, 09:57am
#8
by Queenie
London House United Kingdom
Member Since: Jul 2007
Member Points: 1813
Fotoman wrote: That's the govenor of your adjacent state Californica. It is was shortly after his endorsement of John McCain that he realized what he had done saying something like AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

So that's not you Fotoman, well I'll be darned, can we see you if we ask nicely pretty please????


4th February 2008, 10:08am
#9
by Fotoman
Philippines
Member Since: Nov 2007
Member Points: 583
4th February 2008, 10:11am
#10
by bmadau
Apple Valley, Ca. United States
Member Since: Jan 2008
Member Points: 22
Fotoman wrote:

LET THE WHINNING BEGIN!!!!


 So, maybe not appropriate for a first post, but the least you could do is spell "whining" right.

Drop the E and add an ING, if your last vowel is supposed to be a short vowel, double the last consanant, right?  It's been a while since I've taken an english class.

 

BM

 


4th February 2008, 10:17am
#11
by excalibur8
England
Member Since: Aug 2007
Member Points: 264
bmadau wrote: Fotoman wrote:

LET THE WHINNING BEGIN!!!!


 So, maybe not appropriate for a first post, but the least you could do is spell "whining" right.

Drop the E and add an ING, if your last vowel is supposed to be a short vowel, double the last consanant, right?  It's been a while since I've taken an english class.

 

BM

 


It's 'whining' and 'consonant'.  Try another English class.Smile


4th February 2008, 10:30am
#12
by Fotoman
Philippines
Member Since: Nov 2007
Member Points: 583

BM,

It is obvious that you need to go whinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne about something. What is really on your mind?

 

 


4th February 2008, 02:34pm
#13
by bmadau
Apple Valley, Ca. United States
Member Since: Jan 2008
Member Points: 22
excalibur8 wrote: bmadau wrote: Fotoman wrote:

LET THE WHINNING BEGIN!!!!


 So, maybe not appropriate for a first post, but the least you could do is spell "whining" right.

Drop the E and add an ING, if your last vowel is supposed to be a short vowel, double the last consanant, right?  It's been a while since I've taken an english class.

 

BM

 


It's 'whining' and 'consonant'.  Try another English class.


 I guess that would be 'check' and 'mate'.  My bad for not spell checking...  For some reason, my Firefox spell checker doesn't seem to work on this message board, unlike the rest of the message boards I frequent.

 

BM

 


4th February 2008, 10:37pm
#14
by rexbo
tasmania Australia
Member Since: Nov 2007
Member Points: 430

WHINE WHINE WHINE! all i do is WHINE all day long.

I'll whine about this ill whine about that all i'm going to do is whine at people if any body post in this topic i'm gonna whine at them if they whine at me ill whine back *begins jumping around room........whining*.


4th February 2008, 11:41pm
#15
by AquaMan
Albany, Oregon United States
Member Since: Jan 2008
Member Points: 759
bmadau wrote:

For some reason, my Firefox spell checker doesn't seem to work on this message board, unlike the rest of the message boards I frequent.

 BM 


 That's a good whine, IMO.  I really miss the spell checking. 


4th February 2008, 11:45pm
#16
by General_Pawnwallis
London United Kingdom
Member Since: Jan 2008
Member Points: 88
The news is too government controlled.  We the people have got to stop these assassinations! 
5th February 2008, 10:57am
#17
by bmadau
Apple Valley, Ca. United States
Member Since: Jan 2008
Member Points: 22
General_Pawnwallis wrote: The news is too government controlled.  We the people have got to stop these assassinations! 

 Stop the assasinations?  We just need to assasinate the right people!

 

Geez, pacifist...

 

Tongue out

BM

 


5th February 2008, 11:52am
#18
by Fotoman
Philippines
Member Since: Nov 2007
Member Points: 583
DrStrangelove wrote: Fotoman wrote:

Ok all you whinners, here is a thread you can come to, complain, whine, bitch, bellyache and generally blow-off steam as to your poor play, slow opponents, fast opponents, bad choice of openings, buttons you want, and general anything you want to complain about your games or your worthless pitiful life.

LET THE WHINNING BEGIN!!!!


Isn't whining about whiners still whining technically? Have you become that which you despise?


No Dr. Strangeglove. Thread starters are exempt. Quit whinnnnnnnnnnning!

 

But in your movie, didn't the Terminator actual get crushed before the bombs went off? I also wondered why there wasn't a Dr Strangelove Part 2 - The radioactive zombies. We could dig up George C Scott and he could play the part of George Bush who wants to push the button anyway.

 


5th February 2008, 12:24pm
#19
by xbigboy
Minnesota United States
Member Since: Oct 2007
Member Points: 2936
If I could lock threads, this would be long gone.
10th March 2008, 04:33am
#20
by Fotoman
Philippines
Member Since: Nov 2007
Member Points: 583
xbigboy wrote: If I could lock threads, this would be long gone.

Wielding the power of an admin is kinda like Job in the Lawnmower Man, and it is given to the select few. So that is a pittiful whinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne


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