We don't want any trouble, mister!

I had to use google translate. Here is the the translation:

"You are correct. Where's my wombat?"

Odd...

so is every one 

Ma dadi ses am gonna get ma neck crooked coz i stare at ma machine somuch tam. So now am gonna speak redneck! 

Because my ancestors actually lost a whole continent to the British in 1763.

What language does Brad Pitt speak in the movie "Snatch"?

Ich glaube nicht, dass die Verbreitung so viel Zeit auf Ihrem Computer werden Sie jede Art von roten Hals, kann die Verbreitung Stunden in der Sonne geben Ihnen einen roten Hals.

hard to tell

Gypsy 

You really think so?  How many countries other than China have mandatory Mandarin in school?  Although it's a moot point as English is the lingua franca as they say.  For chess too actually, most chess literature is written (or translated into) english.

Es gibt Aalen in meinen Lederhosen!

Geez, ma brotha ! You gotta make all work !

Oh ma god ! Forgot to put all y'all somewhere in that thing!

Vielleicht sollten Sie sie entfernen.

mein hovercraft esta llena de eels.

Hey why don't we invent chessic ?

The Language Of The Chess Players

Ich wünschte, ich hätte ein Hovercraft, gerade diese Aale ignorieren

Hey, I know it's completely off topic, but what would be the probability that if I type some random sequence of letters, it will have some meaning in English?

go for it dude!