My paycheck is in English!

Chess.com is in English.

My money is ....English.

The opposite sex where i live speak in English.

My tv...... they speak English.

Sports .....English.

My thoughts  .....English.

Do not like it see my lawyer he speaks in English.

no dead thread is safe tonight!

What does that have to do with the price of tea in China? lol

jim carrey eat your heart out

Why do we speak English.

Well if you go to a Mc Donalds and speak another language and try to ask for a Happy Meal. Well you will be coming out with some workers 3 day old Bologna sandwich and not happy.