OK children, SCHOOL'S IN

Have you ever hit your head against the wall, REALLY REALLY HARD? I have, and guess what IT HURTS. I proceeded to HIT my HEAD against the WALL many, many times, and I still felt PAIN. THIS MUST BE because pain is REAL.

You may say, pain is a subjective phenomenon and cannot be absolutely measured. BUT I SAY, I am a SUPREME COMMANDER and I outrank you and therefore I AM RIGHT.

GRAVITY IS REAL. It is the natural pulling of the objects towards a surface. This is because everything has a tendency to go down, like the APPLE that hit EINSTEIN in the HEAD.

CAPITALS are real. I LIKE THEM.

YOU do not exist, because I have never seen you. MOST LIKELY, I AM YOU, only YOU are an INFERIOR version of ME.

I have WRITTEN a COMPREHENSIVE BOOK on philosophy, 10 PAGES FULL OF my REAL genius. It is entitled: "This book does NOT exist"

I KNOW I have proven my point. NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY, I am correct because this discussion is FINISHED. IF YOU REPLY, that means you have proved my POINT. IF YOU go to this website tomorrow (BY THE WAY this website DOES NOT exist) you have proven my point.

I will LEAVE YOU children with a quote from the great PHYSICIST, Sigmund Freud:

"This most beautiful system [The Universe] could only proceed from the dominion of an intelligent and powerful TalFan"

SCHOOL'S OUT

Actually, the apple you're refering to hit Newton in the head

best laugh ive had all day.

I've tried to tell this to the IRS over and over.

- René Magritte

Be carefull what you prove TalFan, we might all just dissappear in a puff of logic

haha omg Im rolling!

I thought it was newton

My friends ask me all the time why I bang my head off the wall.  I tell them, "cause it feels so good when I stop".

I KNEW IT! I tried to tell my friends that I didnt exist but they didnt believe me, maybe its because they dont exist... so now I have no friends, but that doesnt matter because I dont exist either right? Or can we still be friends in non existance land?

wait why am I telling u this? u obviously cant read this since I dont exist. therefore this post doesnt exist, therefore I cant prove your point because I cant post or get on chess.com tomorrow. So If I do post I am proving you wrong? Its either I prove u wrong by making an existing post OR I dont post at all because niether the website nor I exist which would mean I cant prove your claim.

WHAT CAN I DO NOW?? do u anyone who would sell me their Existance?

Hey Talfan,
I think you and the guy that started the "chess does not exist" thread could get together and come up with with a few more non-existant ideas

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/chess-does-not-exist?page=1

Or does he not exist too? <.<

lol

chuck norris doesnt get it!

if none of us are real then how can I say "I am a real person, not a robot, not an animal and not anything else". Ha!

The best laughing tonic even for those who have never laughed in life.

Solipsism is kinda old hat.

If you close your eyes, the world does not exist.  Yet it is as real as it was when our eyes were open.  The Toltec believed that our world is merely the product of what our senses provide to our brain.  This is still true today.  We are convinced that the things we see, feel, or hear are real, but much of what we think we "know" is really being manufactured inside our brain through persistance.

Once you realize this, you can understand why it is impossible to make assumptions about what other people are thinking or feeling.  No two people can see the world the same way.

Freud was a psychiatrist, not a psychologist.

If that's true, then I'm unmateable.