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Un petit d’un petit
S’étonne aux Halles
Ah! degrés te fallent
Indolent qui ne sort cesse
Indolent qui ne se mène
Qu’importe un petit d’un petit
Tout Gai de Reguennes.
Lit-elle messe, moffette,
Satan ne te fête,
Et digne somme coeurs et nouez.
À longue qu’aime est-ce pailles d’Eure.
Et ne Satan bise ailleurs
Et ne fredonne messe. Moffette, ah, ouais!
This was like a French kiss.
Sans doute! Very nice.
Et qui rit des curés d'Oc?
De Meuse raines, houp! de cloques.
De quelles loques ce turque coin.
Et ne d'anes ni rennes,
Ecuries des curés d'Oc.
De Meuse raines d'ânes
In the live chess window there is a chat tab. One of the options is française. Française is a French woman, implying it should be for women only. If you mean the language, it should be français (no E).
Right on. Français is correct.
Chez que se pire oiseau mène au fouette
Bâton y chère te y a de somme Pschitt
Je voudrais un peu PEACE AND QUIET. for fa vor.
Note for comedic perposes only, spencer did not actually blow up.
Bonjour, je m'appelle cabby ( ok so far I hope ). Qui se ressemble s'assemble ( the way Chess.com works ? ).
No wonder they were able to turn the Nazis back!
Imagine being a German soldier standing on the shores of Normandy, looking through your binoculars, and spotting a massive invasion of rubber duckies.
It would strike fear in the stoutest!
If that's the duckling. What does momma look like?
the french are basically brasilians with smaller arses.
nope. just what i said.
And no bikini lines
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Just saw Pawn Sacrifice, absolutely dreadful.
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Reproduction and Real Jaques of London Chess Set
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Why the Benko Gambit is so awesome!
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No computer can solve this mate in 1, my revenge!!
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Why are women not as successful as men in chess?
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unfair play warning - for not accepting rematch
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