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Since the OP quit, I have a question: where do seagulls sleep?
Is this a bad knock knock joke ?? Ok, I'll bite. Where do seagulls sleep. Knock Knock. Who's there? Seagulls. Seagulls Who? Wait; I screwed it up. You start.
Q: What do you call a seagull when it flies over the bay?A: A bagel.
Bay gull funny. I didn't know that seagulls are filthy. They shit in a resavoir water system in Massachusetts, and everybodys up in arms. The're passing laws. $100 bucks if your caught feeding the birds. So don't drink the water at chess.com
The birds must think we are filthy.
We shit in holes in our houses.
This just started out of the blue. I was looking foward to retiring, sitting in the park, and feeding the birds. I thought pigeons were filthy because in a city, buildings and statutes have yrs of old "droppings". Its the Quabbin Resavoir, water for Boston.
Then it drains into the sea gulls waters, gross lol.
Not toilet humor again!
Brings down the already compromised professionalism of the site.
Sorry about that Marcus.
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