Various unsavory body noises can go on for quite some time after death.

Sorry, still alive

Seems like as long as I exist, I have much to be sorry for

Many people have much more to be sorry for, and they are not.  I'm guessing some of them will be though, could be more.

Clearly, that's impossible. You must be misinformed.

That's a negative.  I find it preferable to suggest it's a guess rather than anything else.

So, I'm going to speculate that people who become members, then start posting a lot of comments almost immediately, probably were members previously and are now in double disguise(or maybe their third, fourth, or fifth disguise).

Are you OK? You're starting to sound like a Christian!

I can't even fake sounding like a christian

....guilt, self loathing, are you sure?

Ha! Christians and self-loathing? I've never seen that before

LOL!  That's great.

I just saw an ad for Chess.com, at Antiwar.com! Pretty neat!

I just saw the Universe

Somebody get me another drink

Actually, I don't anymore (you think that's a bad sign?).

Woodshover wrote:

Oh right, that's the fake Woodshover (I keep forgeting)...

Neaner neaner neaner!!

Uh-oh, looks like now the fake Woodshover is getting downright taunting...

Fake woodshover confuses me.