tell him to go to the Hardware, that shouldn't be a problem. 

kan u speke ratatooty?

try this for a start

http://graphicssoft.about.com/cs/general/ht/winscreenshot.htm

even if you show a visual on click on start,

accessories,

paint,

rat will start a new thread again, with

"now how do I paint"

falls to the floor, gives up

Well, I gave it my best shot.

try this one, it tell you how to find paint at the beginning 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCkUF6Z_lfs

We have a winner here!

PERFECT !!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjPG4wKaQys&feature=channel&list=

That one is perfect. I posted it in his new thread. Thanks.

You should have seen the thread where rat was posting multiple threads about the same thing (possibly), and kohai and Erik were double teaming to help him, to no avail. I came in and gave him the same instructions in ratspeak and it worked. kohai thanked me.

We should appoint you to be our translator, then.

The evolution of his language has speeded up too fast for me to keep track, unfourtunately.

@chrisr2212    now if only Rat could master his photo skills, crop that pic & make it his new avatar!