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What do you do if your account has been stoled?
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I've been tracking stolen accounts all over Europe for 10 yrs now. I found yours and returned it to "Lost & Found". You'll need 2 forms of identification to get it back.
ILUMINATI STOLE YOUR ACCOUNT!
How can I get it back?
3 steps to ask the illuminati for your account back
1) Take a US dollar bill and flip it over face down
2) Chant the word illuminate slowly at first, and speed up
3) When the dollar bill glows, say the words, DROWSSAP
And everything will be normal!
Problems: If this doesn't work, please contact your local illuminati center at 333-333-3333
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