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28th June 2009, 06:53pm
#1
by dc1985
Florida United States
Member Since: Apr 2008
Member Points: 933

That would be because groups of Norris-worshippers decide to spam the chat with idiotic jokes about him. Besides... Chuck Norris has nothing to do with chess. I personally doubt he could even play it.

28th June 2009, 07:54pm
#2
by ichabod801
Maryland United States
Member Since: Dec 2008
Member Points: 1187
dc1985 wrote:

That would be because groups of Norris-worshippers decide to spam the chat with idiotic jokes about him. Besides... Chuck Norris has nothing to do with chess. I personally doubt he could even play it.


Chuck Norris doesn't need to play chess. He just looks at the board and the enemy king falls over.

(dude, you walked right into that one)

28th June 2009, 08:12pm
#3
by turkey_12345act
A Secret Place United States
Member Since: Nov 2008
Member Points: 367

Chuck Norris is so overrated that if a horse heard people were making Chuck Norris jokes, the horse would die laughing.

28th June 2009, 09:12pm
#4
by tarikhk
United Kingdom
Member Since: Dec 2008
Member Points: 841

someone told a chuck norris joke to chuck norris once, but chuck norris didn't laugh, because chuck norris jokes aren't funny.

 

still, I see what you mean. When banned from chatting for half an hour I was pointed towards a rule that said "no irrelevant chatter", yet chess live chat is mostly 13 year old boys hitting on 30 year old women and endless, mindless banter that couldn't be further away from anything chess related. They cherry pick, if you will- hipocrites in short.

28th June 2009, 09:57pm
#5
by ilikeflags
downton abbey England
Member Since: Apr 2008
Member Points: 11286
LinwoodMike wrote:

when chuck norris was little in karate he was scared to sit indian style so chuck norris said i will never sit indian style but he did it by accident his legs crossed


i know you sometimes have trouble getting your words out-n-all, but what you typed here is a doo-zee 

28th June 2009, 10:53pm
#6
by tarikhk
United Kingdom
Member Since: Dec 2008
Member Points: 841
turkey_12345act wrote:

Chuck Norris is so overrated that if a horse heard people were making Chuck Norris jokes, the horse would die laughing.


until later, where he would be flogged to death by chuck norris joke fans.

28th June 2009, 10:59pm
#7
by Chessroshi
Indianapolis United States
Member Since: Aug 2007
Member Points: 739

Chuck Norris is so Chuck Norris that even typing his name will do a Chuck Norris on the server code and cause it to Chuck Norris in its underwear.

29th June 2009, 12:27am
#8
by jpd303
west virginia United States
Member Since: Feb 2009
Member Points: 1735

chuck norris's tears can cure cancer and AIDS, to bad he's never cried...

29th June 2009, 12:35am
#9
by jpd303
west virginia United States
Member Since: Feb 2009
Member Points: 1735

chuck once won a staring contest...with a statue! 

i think chuck jokes are great fun, he's so tough he doesnt have a chin under his beard...he has another fist! 

29th June 2009, 12:54am
#10
by turkey_12345act
A Secret Place United States
Member Since: Nov 2008
Member Points: 367
tarikhk wrote:
turkey_12345act wrote:

Chuck Norris is so overrated that if a horse heard people were making Chuck Norris jokes, the horse would die laughing.


until later, where he would be flogged to death by chuck norris joke fans.


How ironic and fitting - they'd be beating a dead horse!

29th June 2009, 01:10am
#11
by bigmac30
devon England
Member Since: Aug 2007
Member Points: 620

chuck norris is bad at acting and worse at karate

29th June 2009, 01:44am
#12
by rich
United Kingdom
Member Since: Jul 2007
Member Points: 27854

I beat Chuck Norris in a game of tiddlywinks.

29th June 2009, 03:28am
#13
by shakje
Cambridgeshire, UK Scotland
Member Since: Aug 2007
Member Points: 2436

I beat tiddlywinks in a game of Chuck Norris.

29th June 2009, 03:31am
#14
by NM Reb
United States
Member Since: Sep 2007
Member Points: 7857
bigmac30 wrote:

chuck norris is bad at acting and worse at karate


 I agree Chuck isnt much of an actor but he was an undefeated champion of Karate in his weight division. Bruce Lee spoke well of his Karate abilities and I trust Bruce's opinions in this area. 

29th June 2009, 03:44am
#15
by rich
United Kingdom
Member Since: Jul 2007
Member Points: 27854
shakje wrote:

I beat tiddlywinks in a game of Chuck Norris.


 that is not doable.

29th June 2009, 04:16am
#16
by JediMaster
Brookings SD United States
Member Since: Jul 2007
Member Points: 471

I heard that Chuck Norris's beard had the capability of breaking the surface of "Mount Rushmore."

29th June 2009, 08:57am
#17
by e4forme
Tennessee United States
Member Since: Dec 2008
Member Points: 2977

Unbelievable that people respond to threads like this one.

BTW... Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas!

29th June 2009, 08:59am
#18
by Trant
Australia
Member Since: May 2009
Member Points: 170
turkey_12345act wrote:
tarikhk wrote:
turkey_12345act wrote:

Chuck Norris is so overrated that if a horse heard people were making Chuck Norris jokes, the horse would die laughing.


until later, where he would be flogged to death by chuck norris joke fans.


How ironic and fitting - they'd be beating a dead horse!


Quick! I saw him twitch, keep beating him! Wink

29th June 2009, 01:33pm
#19
by jerry2468
United States
Member Since: Dec 2008
Member Points: 2009

lol

29th June 2009, 11:12pm
#20
by -MICKEY-
Grand Bahama Bahamas
Member Since: Oct 2008
Member Points: 2825

yeah I always hear "Chuck Norris" In live. I don't get why he's popular, Why don't they spam the name "Bruce Lee"?

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