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Drugs are bad.
Saved in case OP becomes sober.
Maybe it's Vogon poetry? (the 3rd worst in the universe)
no because purple ice cream doesn't have bones
what's all this talk about boneless purple ice cream in here?
came in lured by hillbilly in the title.
I've been vacuuming the forrest floor and dusting those silly cyprus branches before Mother Nature gets back she's visiting single cell organisms on Mars his flaming chariot ready for any shit to go down like pieces of Skylab pelting Australia broken glass cutting my eye with sharply reflected sunlight I just want to sleep with my head in Catherine Heigl's perfect boosom listening to Mozart play by an orchestra of kazoos and ukeleles Don Ho and his tiny bubbles who said history has come to an end when plants are shapening like spearheads found in creek beds.
chrome butterflies sunning themselves on steaming heaps of garbage called cities busses taking people places they don't want to go buying cloth and banannas burning tires to produce black smoke electricity civilization is man gathering to burn things.
Well, I guess you've got a point --> there.
I had almost forgotten about this thread. Wonder how everyone's been.
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