Easy two move checkmate.

Get him in checkmate.

Wonder how to get the queen out???

Nxc7#

Post 5:

Ng6# is another option. 

Post 1: 

This position can never occur in 2 moves, it's only 3 minimum if White. If you're Black, you can do it in 2 moves.

Post 2: 

The f1 Bishop can not come out in Standard Chess if the e2 and g2 pawns haven't been moved. 

Post 3: 

Although I gave the answer, this position and material is impossible. 

Post 4: 

Were the moves made purposely, or is it an artificial game? There were so many good moves missed, and even a mate was missed. 

#1 is called the 'fools mate'.

To #4: Um, 43. Rg8#?

And to #5, Ng6# also works.

i know because i did not put much thought into the puzzle above  i was in a hurry 

not sure if i have a narrow viewpoint here but i'm not seeing many of these puzzles as being relevent to the game since they're such impossible positions.