2. my nickname is King Patzer
1000 reasons you're not a grandmaster
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14. I got Magnus Carlson to teach me when I was 3 y.o.
Too bad he was an imposter.
Imposter: Magnus Carlson
Real : Magnus Carlsen
16. I accidentaly invited RookDaleks into the BishopTARDIS.
They blew my chess set up.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17. My opponent always "eats" my queen and my "castles" and my "horsies" and my "pointy things" and I can't "kill" him back.
It will take literally forever but lets do this!
1. I have no talent