Am I very punny?

5 years ago · Quote · #1
GuyWithHair

Enter your puns here please??? I'l start us off
A guy walks up to airs rock (big rock middle of Australia) "wow this place rocks!"
5 years ago · Quote · #2
freezenyr

A man who needs money takes a job in a bakery so he can make alot of bread.
5 years ago · Quote · #3
tarheel

They say that a pun is the lowest form of wit. So is a bun the lowest form of wheat?
5 years ago · Quote · #4
Puc_7

freezenyr wrote: A man who needs money takes a job in a bakery so he can make alot of bread.
i wouls substitute dough instead of bread?? just my opinion.
5 years ago · Quote · #5
rexbo

hey wow fellow australians yay! what sthe best thing about sleeping with 27 year olds........................ theres 20 of them bahahahahaha
5 years ago · Quote · #6
freezenyr

Puc_7 wrote: freezenyr wrote: A man who needs money takes a job in a bakery so he can make alot of bread.
i wouls substitute dough instead of bread?? just my opinion.

dough is very good. bread and dough both mean money so they both get passing grades in the school of pun.
5 years ago · Quote · #7
El_Piton

How does an Australian announce he is attacking your king?

"Check, mate"
5 years ago · Quote · #8
hptchess

A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
5 years ago · Quote · #9
GuyWithHair

I want to become a pilot when I get older you can really go places
5 years ago · Quote · #10
bradyj

rexbo wrote: hey wow fellow australians yay! what sthe best thing about sleeping with 27 year olds........................ theres 20 of them bahahahahaha
in the states you'd go to jail for that... don't drop the soap! bahahahahaha
5 years ago · Quote · #11
rexbo

you have to love australia
5 years ago · Quote · #12
freezenyr

I'm surprised he works as a shoe salesman because he lacks soul.
5 years ago · Quote · #13
freezenyr

he got a job at the acquarium but his salary sounds a bit fishy.
5 years ago · Quote · #14
freezenyr

he got a job as a dance teacher but his supervisor told him to watch his step
5 years ago · Quote · #15
duckwheat

The king and queen played chess in their castle at knight.
5 years ago · Quote · #16
rexbo

we're thinking about......... oh shit i'm sorry guys
5 years ago · Quote · #17
ivandh

My friend is a pilot for a shipping company. He picks up a box and his boss tells him where to pile it.
5 years ago · Quote · #18
hptchess

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One of them was a salted.
5 years ago · Quote · #19
hptchess

Not techically a pun. Sign in and auto repair shop: "If we can't fix your brakes, we'll make your horn louder."
5 years ago · Quote · #20
Derelict

So a pirate walks into a bar w/ one of those boat steering wheels hanging from his belt. (Sorry i dunno technical nautical term) The bartender says 'You know you've got a steering wheel hangin there?' The pirate says 'Argh, it's drivin' me nuts.'