Enter your puns here please??? I'l start us off

A guy walks up to airs rock (big rock middle of Australia) "wow this place rocks!"

 

A man who needs money takes a job in a bakery so he can make alot of bread. 

They say that a pun is the lowest form of wit.  So is a bun the lowest form of wheat?

freezenyr wrote: A man who needs money takes a job in a bakery so he can make alot of bread. 

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i wouls substitute dough instead of bread?? just my opinion.

hey wow fellow australians yay! what sthe best thing about sleeping with 27 year olds........................ theres 20 of them bahahahahaha

Puc_7 wrote: freezenyr wrote: A man who needs money takes a job in a bakery so he can make alot of bread. 

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i wouls substitute dough instead of bread?? just my opinion.

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 dough is very good.  bread and dough both mean money so they both get passing grades in the school of pun. 

How does an Australian announce he is attacking your king?

 

"Check, mate"

A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

I want to become a pilot when I get older you can really go places

rexbo wrote: hey wow fellow australians yay! what sthe best thing about sleeping with 27 year olds........................ theres 20 of them bahahahahaha

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 in the states you'd go to jail for that... don't drop the soap! bahahahahaha

 you have to love australia

I'm surprised he works as a shoe salesman because he lacks soul. 

he got a job at the acquarium  but his salary sounds a bit fishy. 

he got a job as a dance teacher but his supervisor told him to watch his step

We're banking on them lending us the money - no pun intended.

The king and queen played chess in their castle at knight.

we're thinking about......... oh shit i'm sorry guys

My friend is a pilot for a shipping company. He picks up a box and his boss tells him where to pile it.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One of them was a salted.

Not techically a pun.  Sign in and auto repair shop: "If we can't fix your brakes, we'll make your horn louder."