This girl keeps chat requesting me.  I'm married, but she looks pretty hot, and clearly she loves chess.  I don't know what to do...

Holy crap!  Am I a stud or what?!  She just won't leave me alone!!  LOL

Huge tracts of land.

                      ASK YOUR WIFE!

This one is on Chess.com and wants you to teach her to play . . . . . . . chess.

                                       Take your choice.

What if you answer it and it is your wife? Beware of traps, you stud.

I can think of few things more family friendly than sex, seeing as how all families are so derived.