This is a thread of famous quotes or movies "changed" into a chess theme. Ex. "...Knight check you! Knight check you all to mate!, When Harry Checked Lisa, Cabablanca, etc.

As in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone wizard chess?

you want the title, you can't handle the title

 Sure why not?

Pop quiz hot shot! There's a bomb in your computer, once your chess rating goes over 1500, the bomb is armed. If it then drops below 1500 - BOOM!!! What do you do? What do you do?

"I'll make him a draw offer he can't refuse".

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to checkmate me ... Aren't you?

I know what you're thinking, "is he going to play the queen's gambit, or Alekhine's defense?"  To be honest, I've lost track myself.  So I have to ask you, do you feel lucky?  Well do ya, punk?

*whispers* "Rosewood."  *chess pieces fall out of his hand to the floor*

:D