Hey guys this is a game for fun and to test inginuity of people.  Here's how it goes...

Someone will make a wish and post it.  The next person will say "granted, but"  and corrupt the wish, and it keeps going.

Example:
"I wish I was immortal."

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Granted, but you will still age.

I wish I .......

And it continues.

Rules:

Don't repeat anything for a few pages

Please keep it PG-13 or lower.

Thanks and have fun!

I'll start it off...

I wish I was rich!

Your wish is granted...
But everything you want to buy is sold out.

I wish I could learn things but touching them.

Granted but the learning never stops.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you'll have a beak to match.

I wish I didn't have to wear shoes.

Granted, but you still had to wear socks.

I wish I could type fast

Granted, but everything you type will be pointless drivel just like this forum topic. (just kidding)

I wish I had a really big cookie.

P.S. What does this have to do with testing ingenuity?

I want other people to try to come in too, so i'll let someone else cover this one.

I understand. Can you please explain what this has to do with ingenuity?

ur gonna need to think up new stuff and interseting ways to turn wishes corrupted eventually

Granted, but the cookie contains e. coli bacteria.

I wish I was a talented singer.

hey erick. lol.

hey chelsea

granted, but u look like a beast, so know one will touch anything created by you

I wish for perfect health

Granted, but everyone around you will be sick.

I wish I was a rock star!

Granted, but your skin will be purple :D

I wish to be a famous actress. (be creative lol, don't go for the obvious ones XD)

granted, but the little dog u always carry around will bite your face  off and then it get's all of the money you left to it in your will

i wish that i didn't need to sleep

Granted, but you will adopt an entire third world nation of children and marry somone who still digs his ex.

Now I wish I was a rockstar.

Granted, but before your career erally takes off, you die of a an OD

I wish that more people join this

Granted, but you will stare at a chess site for all hours of the night

Now can I be a rockstar?  Please??

Granted, but you'll sing garbage like Atreyu or something and your fans will mob you.

I wish for perfect happiness :3