Hey guys, does anybody think Batman could beat Spider-Man in a fight?  I've talked with my friend about this and he thinks there is no way Batman could beat up Spider-Man but I tell him that Batman could use his wits and gadgets to beat Spider-Man.

Duh kryptonite. Batman is way cooler than superman too.

Spiderman is incredibly nimble, has spidey-sense, and can pick up a car.

Did you change this from superman to spiderman?

There's no way batman could beat spiderman. He's bitten by a freakin radioactive spider.

What is with all these vampire superheroes?

Batman is not a vampire. He is sort of like iron man except instead of flying and an awesome theme song he opts for the cool car.

Batman is horrible. All he does is beat up mentally challenged people.

That's because mentally challenged people are the only ones willing to fight him.

So superman would fight him? For someone who is invincible, he maganges to almost die a lot. I don't quite think he has a full grasp on the fact that kryptonite is bad for him.

On a related note, check out the hacking skills in this superman movie scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLw9OBV7HYA

Superman is all around lame. Richard Pryor could kick his ass.

All he needs is a gonvernmet computer and he could type in "Override all sercurity," and "Launch kryptonite tipped missiles at Superman," and done.

Its not even close.

Mr. Manhattan pwns all three and declares himself God.

yeah i think i typed superman on accident at first.  I doubt Batman could beat Superman unless he tricked Superman and was wearing kryptonite armor.

He's the Batman, if he can't use his wits then Superman can't fly or shoot lasers.

Batman could only beat the more evasive spiderman if he had a pawn ready for promotion to another Robin. This is a well known fact and I consider the case closed.

I wouldn't say spiderman is more evasive. I mean he wears a red suit and swings from buildings with web he shoots from his wrists. Batman could at least stand in the shade.

But batman wouldny stand in the shade, he couldnt help himself. besides spiderman is able to go where the sun dont shine. Spidermans moves are like a queen, batman is more like a rook.

Batman has beaten Captain America, The Hulk and Superman not to mention countless other DC troublemakers. He has Ironmanish style battle armour and a Green Lantern Ring. If Bruce is prepared to fight Spider-man then he'd undoubtedly win, a little Ethyl Chloride in a gaseous form and Spidey is in trouble. On the other hand if they just bump into each other one night and decided to throwdown Spider-man taking it. He's too versatile for Batman to handle with no prep time.

Agreed. Like I said Batman's best strength was his ability to come up with awesome plans while chilling in his mansion.