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Well as you know G's , Bullet is on a Space Exploration Mission to the planet Neptune. That has been put on hold for a while beacuase Bullet is locked up in a Space Jail and I'm in a World of Hurt. Let me fill you in G's : as you know bullet left Earth headed to Neptune and stopped off at Venus for a female counter part to Roll With on my mission. Then we found life on a moon on the Backside of Uranus, which I taught the Game of Chess. Not only am I considered a Hero in Uranus but I am an Official Uranian Ambassador to the Universe. All that for teaching them the game of Chess. Well after a lengthy stay, me and the lady load up in the Bulletship (spacecraft), and head for Neptune, and thats when the problems Started.
You see G's Bullet was way Behind on my Manifest to Neptune so I placed the Bulletship in Hyperspace speed (which is the speed of light minus the speed of Sound), and were Stepping out there pretty damn lickety split. Then, I noticed Flashing Lights , blue,white,red,and yellow, like on a cop car, as it closes in on me I noticed that this Spacecraft was no larger than a Tonka Toy. Well Bullet had no Intention of stopping for no Tonka Toy Space Cop. Well, all the Senser Alarms start sounding and the bulletship Loses power and within thirty seconds we were at a dead stop. I had no control over my spaceship. The spacedoor opens and in comes this little mini spacecraft. My spacedoor closes and its spacedoor opens, and low and behold out steps this Alien Space Cop that looks like a cross between a mouse, a mole,and a treefrog. I come to find out later that these space cops are bred to be small so that the spacecraft, food and provisions in space are also small. These Little Mini Aliens are also bred to be the deadliest shot in the Galaxy with a Laser Gun and have won Competitions throughout the Universe. There is nothing quite like the feeling of being out done by some one a fraction of your size.
Well to make a long story short heres what happened: I was Going 4 times the speed alowed in Neptinian Airspace, and as the space cop looks around his Scensorscan sounds and he finds a Uranian Stowaway that hid onboard. Then his Sensorscan noticed that My female counterpart from Venus (who I nickname Firby) has only three toes on each foot and four fingers on each hand which are not allowed in neptinian airspace. Well, I was Arrested for going 4 times the allowed neptinian airspeed, Alien Smuggling for the Stowaway, Illegal Alien Transport for the Female from Venus, And becauase all three of us are considered different types of Aliens and were going four times the speed limit, they Tacked on; Alien Invasion. Man do I feel ALIENATED. I will try and keep you Posted G"S .
If this was a stupid joke to you Ino, why did you respond to it ?
Now why do you want to do that after you have insulted me last time on the rooks/castle thing and your message is still blocked to me. and if I accept this so you can insult me more ? hmm ...just asking.
I was right was i Ino. As soon as I decline your friend offer you insulted me again.
uhh no but if not then its fine
I put that just in case you try to delete your post quickly.
this was posted earlier
just asking. can i add you kco?
hey u 2 gays r fighting nicely.at last ur fight is a joke.
why r u saying ur name ino.i know already that u r a idiot.u too change ur picture all the time.the previous picture was too bad .sasuke is not ur pair,he is mine.urs is shikamara.dont u know that.
u zipped ur mouth isn't it.
nay,u cant have sasuke.shikamaru is urs.i am saying again sasuke is mine.
yes i remember.so what?
GRR! SASUKES MINE! you can have naruto lol
she is fighting for her boy friend
that is just a jock.dont take it serious.i hope u wont
thats ok i am sorry too
sai?who is he.
realy?i thought ur boy friend.do u have sais picture.if u have can u show me?
i am chating with u , typing my next blog,messaging rich.
Wow did things ever stray...
Anyways, great to see a fellow Biaviian!
Tan O~Qua Tangin Wann
biggest thread hi-jack ever?
I think so
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