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Deep Space Bullet


  • 4 years ago · Quote · #1

    bulletheadbilly

     Well as you know G's , Bullet is on a Space Exploration Mission to the planet Neptune. That has been put on hold for a while beacuase Bullet is locked up in a Space Jail and I'm in a World of Hurt. Let me fill you in G's : as you know bullet left Earth headed to Neptune and stopped off at Venus for a female counter part to Roll With on my mission. Then we found life on a moon on the Backside of Uranus, which I taught the Game of Chess. Not only am I considered a Hero in Uranus but I am an Official Uranian Ambassador to the Universe. All that for teaching them the game of Chess. Well after a lengthy stay, me and the lady load up in the Bulletship (spacecraft), and head for Neptune, and thats when the problems Started.

    You see G's Bullet was way Behind on my Manifest to Neptune so I placed the Bulletship in Hyperspace speed (which is the speed of light minus the speed of Sound), and were Stepping out there pretty damn lickety split. Then, I noticed  Flashing Lights , blue,white,red,and yellow, like on a cop car, as it closes in on me I noticed that this Spacecraft  was no larger than a Tonka Toy. Well Bullet had no Intention of stopping for no Tonka Toy Space Cop. Well, all the Senser Alarms start sounding and the bulletship Loses power and within thirty seconds we were at a dead stop. I had no control over my spaceship. The spacedoor opens and in comes this little mini spacecraft. My spacedoor closes and its spacedoor opens, and low and behold out steps this Alien Space Cop that looks like a cross between a mouse, a mole,and a treefrog. I come to find out later that these space cops are bred to be small so that the spacecraft, food and provisions in space are also small. These Little Mini Aliens are also bred to be the deadliest shot in the Galaxy with a Laser Gun and have won Competitions throughout the Universe. There is nothing quite like the feeling of being out done by some one a fraction of your size.

    Well to make a long story short heres what happened: I was Going 4 times the speed alowed in Neptinian Airspace, and as the space cop looks around his Scensorscan sounds and he finds a Uranian Stowaway  that hid onboard. Then his Sensorscan noticed that My female counterpart from Venus (who I nickname Firby) has only three toes on each foot and four fingers on each hand  which are not allowed in neptinian airspace. Well, I was Arrested for going 4 times the allowed neptinian airspeed, Alien Smuggling for the Stowaway, Illegal Alien Transport for the Female from Venus, And becauase all three of us are considered different types of Aliens and were going four times the speed limit, they Tacked on; Alien Invasion. Man do I feel ALIENATED. I will try and keep you Posted G"S .

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #2

    kco

    If this was a stupid joke to you Ino, why did you respond to it ?

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #3

    kco

    Now why do you want to do that after you have insulted me last time on the rooks/castle thing and your message is still blocked to me. and if I accept this so you can insult me more ? hmm ...just asking.

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #4

    kco

    I was right was i Ino. As soon as I decline your friend offer you insulted me again.

    My Notes

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #5

    kco

    InoYamanaka wrote:

    uhh no but if not then its fine


     I  put that just in case you try to delete your post quickly.

    this was posted earlier

    InoYamanaka wrote:

    just asking. can i add you kco?

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #6

    sayana

    hey u 2 gays r fighting nicely.at last ur fight is a joke.

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #7

    sayana

    why r u saying ur name ino.i know already that u r a idiot.u too change ur picture all the time.the previous picture was too bad .sasuke is not ur pair,he is mine.urs is shikamara.dont u know that.

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #8

    sayana

    Money mouthu zipped ur mouth isn't it.

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #9

    sayana

    Undecidednay,u cant have sasuke.shikamaru is urs.i am saying again sasuke is mine.

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #10

    sayana

    yes i remember.so what?

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #11

    sayana

    InoYamanaka wrote:
    sayana wrote:

    why r u saying ur name ino.i know already that u r a idiot.u too change ur picture all the time.the previous picture was too bad .sasuke is not ur pair,he is mine.urs is shikamara.dont u know that.


     GRR! SASUKES MINE! you can have naruto lol


     she is fighting for her boy friend

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #12

    sayana

    that is just a jock.dont take it serious.i hope u wontSmile

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #13

    sayana

    thats ok i am sorry too

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #14

    sayana

    sai?who is he.

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #15

    sayana

    realy?i thought ur boy friend.do u have sais picture.if u have can u show me?

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #16

    sayana

    ok.

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #17

    sayana

    i am chating with u , typing my next blog,messaging rich.

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #18

    HyperLucid

    Wow did things ever stray...

     

    Anyways, great to see a fellow Biaviian!

     

    Tan O~Qua Tangin Wann  Wink

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #19

    Olimar

    biggest thread hi-jack ever?

  • 4 years ago · Quote · #20

    HyperLucid

    Olimar wrote:

    biggest thread hi-jack ever?


     I think so


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