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This thread should be in the all-time list of awful
Don't worry trysts, I am sure that there are people on the ball in that department!
Three things about this guy!
2. acts cool a LOT
3. imagines things a LOT too
2012 prediction: Derps will inherit the earth but will fail at everything else.
Oh. So that's how the earth will end.
Lol no that is when I woke, in a cold sweat, from my dream!
You are spot on sir. What is your point?
that doughty young quipster, nikeballer
formed dazzling ripostes in his choler
some display gifts for mirth
e'en more precious than Earth
(but nb's is worth 'bout a dollar)
behold that indignant miss, loudy!
who is apt to become rather pouty
she thought sure her tellin'
would prompt some quick quellin'
but she took off (when things got too rowdy)
'twas jerky who started this thread
with a word like a kick in the head
he railed against stalking
then quickly stopped talking
(looks like he found a girlfriend instead)
Okay, the thread's not so bad afterall.
sing, muse, of the wonders of derp!
that extra-linguistical burp
has inspired pix
spools of thread, bongs and Bics
from many a nerd, twerp and perp
the delicate folks of Elk Grove
were discussing their derp treasure trove
when a posse of dumbnuts
burst in on their mud huts
(and under their grass mats they dove)
Destructive Enigmas Reside
Perpetually at our side.
First they adore you,
Then they abhorr you,
It could wound a savage's pride!
The Dog Eared envelopes contain
Riddles Profound from Greece and Spain,
Sphinx like and cryptic,
Will tickle and torture your brain.
A beauty before we started,
Thoughtful and kind when we parted,
Her flowing red hair
Caused grown men to stare.
As she left, she winked and farted.
Okay, it's bad again
Come on, that's funny! The irregular meter and rhyme scheme make limericks ideal for humor!
Ok now I agree with you!
Oh come on!
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