A criminal is called a perp,

A little jerk is called a twerp,

Armed robbers are crooks

Who get dirty looks;

But what in the world is a derp?

Assassins have blood on their hands,

Teenagers have lust in their glands,

Addicts and junkies

Smoke and smell funky,

What carnal toll does derp command?

                                            *BANG !*

*chirp*  *chirp*  *chirp*      *derp* *derp*

Derp was walking on a dirt road

Carrying a tidy load.

Ten thousand in the canvass pack

That he carried on his back.

The money wasn't gained by work

But stolen from his job as clerk.

He'd share it with the country folk

Drinking shine and rolling smoke.

Country boys don't need much to live,

Country folk are glad to give

To help their own and help them hide

From police and FBI.

Derp didn't like city life,

Filled with drugs and crime and strife,

Jobs that don't lead anywhere,

Crowded streets and dirty air.

Derp eats fish caught in a stream,

He has a garden like a dream.

He'll shoot a deer when he needs meat,

And lives a life that's pretty sweet.

d e r p

= damn every response's purposeful 

Don't Ever Rile Pubescents

A word game. Good idea.

Ok at this time we have two YEA Votes and one NAY Vote so the YEAS are leading. Also if I was going to compare this thread to a Movie then " Duck Soup " with the Marx Brothers comes to mind  lol.  

Damn, Elkgrove's Really Poxy

Does every retard post?

Desist, errant retard pubescents!

Wow, this is getting to be kinda like a sestina... 

Demonstrate expert rank puerility

Does each redneck pout?

lol

Don't expect recondite persiflage

Darn entertaining rat pack

Decent efforts, revered peers

Don't eat rancid pawns

Dogfish & eel rice patties

Do extend righteous praise

Don't exagerate recent polling

Don Edwardo reacted poorly

Dirty estuaries run putrid

Don't encourage rude paupers