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A criminal is called a perp,
A little jerk is called a twerp,
Armed robbers are crooks
Who get dirty looks;
But what in the world is a derp?
Assassins have blood on their hands,
Teenagers have lust in their glands,
Addicts and junkies
Smoke and smell funky,
What carnal toll does derp command?
*chirp* *chirp* *chirp* *derp* *derp*
Derp was walking on a dirt road
Carrying a tidy load.
Ten thousand in the canvass pack
That he carried on his back.
The money wasn't gained by work
But stolen from his job as clerk.
He'd share it with the country folk
Drinking shine and rolling smoke.
Country boys don't need much to live,
Country folk are glad to give
To help their own and help them hide
From police and FBI.
Derp didn't like city life,
Filled with drugs and crime and strife,
Jobs that don't lead anywhere,
Crowded streets and dirty air.
Derp eats fish caught in a stream,
He has a garden like a dream.
He'll shoot a deer when he needs meat,
And lives a life that's pretty sweet.
d e r p
= damn every response's purposeful
Don't Ever Rile Pubescents
A word game. Good idea.
Ok at this time we have two YEA Votes and one NAY Vote so the YEAS are leading. Also if I was going to compare this thread to a Movie then " Duck Soup " with the Marx Brothers comes to mind lol.
Damn, Elkgrove's Really Poxy
Does every retard post?
Desist, errant retard pubescents!
Wow, this is getting to be kinda like a sestina...
Demonstrate expert rank puerility
Does each redneck pout?
Don't expect recondite persiflage
Darn entertaining rat pack
Decent efforts, revered peers
Don't eat rancid pawns
Dogfish & eel rice patties
Do extend righteous praise
Don't exagerate recent polling
Don Edwardo reacted poorly
Dirty estuaries run putrid
Don't encourage rude paupers
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