Extensive studies on the alleged human Erik has shown his true motives in making chess.com.

Erik is not actually the human person we know as Erik... he's E.R.I.K., aka Evil Robot In Killing. chess.com has lured so many people and is luring in more each day - people of all ages! This Robot is planning to attract all or most members of chess.com at one particular moment, put them into an inescapable chess vortex (or Erikian black hole), absorb them into one concentrated area, and kill them! Even the staff of chess.com doesn't know E.R.I.K.'s true plans!!!

The poeple of chess.com must watch for this Robot; if you find a time that you absolutely CANNOT resist going on chess.com, and then you find many thousands of members online at that time - DO NOT go online!!! It will be the end of days for us all...

P.S. I think a cockroach just took a dump on my old honor roll certificate... I hope it wasn't part of E.R.I.K.'s evil plans!!!

P.S.S. Happy B-day, Erik! Or, should I say, E.R.I.K.!

This is funny but i don't think talking about erik and killing is the smartest thing to do.

lol it is pretty funny and I think Dr. Doc probably knows Erik, but if he doesn't, he probably won't get in trouble, because it's Erik's birthday ;)

Let's have Erik respond to this - this should give us a hoot!

what a great dicovery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now we cansign the petition.!!!!!!!!

happy birthday erik

Ugh.

hehe