Glad to know you are equally zealous in your disdain for fake science!

For someone with no words you seem to have a lot of words...and a lot of partial words.

ivandh, is that thing used for this thing?

ivandh pierced him with his sword elsewhere so he pops in here trying to even the score.

This proves that the early neanderthal people of chess.com, circa 2007, were already developing primitive breakfast pastries. The most recent waffle fossils date back to circa 2009-2010, clearly proving that chess.com-kind evolved to better suit it's more troll-filled environment. Who knows what wonders evolution can bring next? Perhaps, as the pattern continues, by 2014 we may even have some kind of four-dimensional super-waffle.