The "Isms" explained using cows!

1) Feudalism

You have two cows.  Your lord takes some of the milk.

2) Bureaucratic Socialism

You have two cows.  The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows.  They are cared for by chicken farmers.  You have to take care of the chickens the government took away from the chicken farmers.

3) Representative Democracy

You have two cows.  You elect someone with the best face for TV to tell you how to take care of your cows.

4) Bureaucracy

You have two cows.  The government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them, then pays you not to.  Then it takes both cows, shoots one, milks the other dry and pours the milk down the drain.  Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

5) Fascism + Nazism

You have two cows.  The government takes both and shoots you.

6) Capitalism

You have two cows.  You sell one and buy a bull.

7) Anarchism

You have two cows.  Keep both the cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow.

8) Surrealism

You have two giraffes.  The government makes you take harmonica lessons.

Hope you enjoyed this!