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You're a castrato?
Yes but not my secret, hehe
ur voice broke?
Yes last week but cold not my secret!
That pimple between your legs is actually your penis?
Yes it is, wear your glasses please
looks like this thread has been sanitized (or sterilized) for good or bad ... ;-)
ur hair turned grey?
Apparently Phil and his crackin got the boot and his only mere prenence is my quotes quoting him, long live the crackin.
My hair turning grey is a fact but not a secret, good guess but cold, cold like crackin's journey.
you use brylcreem, denim perfume, and old spice aftershve
stuff my grandpa uses
Lol I wish, you forgot leather pants! Hehe but cold not my secret!
Ok another clue, I felt ashamed of this for years and If you met me you could tell my secret.
stu stu stu stu ttter?
a mole? discoloration? freckles? pimples?
sideburns with some white hair, grey hair
goatee with pizza stains,
nose hair with tiny greyish brown boogers stick out each time you breath out
I am sorry chubby c.
the sidburns is grandpa, the goatee is dad, the nose is my bf
sad, but I love them all
Until you cough up some more hints winekleinr, we're forced to go out on a limb here; so I'll say a color blind midget?
Color blind because I'd see that your clothes colors clash and your socks don't match.
A crossdresser? If so, you're better off keeping that a secret because we don't want to know.
yeah that is hot
uhmmm, ingrown toe nail, with white snowy flakes
oh dear lord
There is a tiny alien inside your head that controls your body ,you have a cat named Orion
Men in Black
Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones
that poor thing was almost dead, that is all I remember from that scene
Yes but only when I drink, but cold not my secret.
You are definitely very imaginative and visual young lady but cold not my secret.
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