Wow that's some hairy lashes, I would hate to get those stuck in a good book, lol but cold not my secret (or deformity), good try!

Haha that's one poor chap, what crawled up there?  Can you imagine his kids pulling on that...cold not my secret nor my nose hole barrier. 

chubbychocobo is imaginative

Yes but his replies (guesses) are all cold at the moment.  Hmmm I better give another clue in the near future...

Lol mj is cool!

You reek and you creak as you walk along on your two left feet with such bleak eyes and a nose that looks more like a beak?

You have sonar ears of a bat?

Wrong mj but couldn't your mj walk as a zoombie still?

No deformities here lol but maybe I reek alittle after a treadmill workout, good guess but still cold...weee

Lol that wasn't a clue but cold and not my secret.

Nope no pre-nup so no go, plus she split, some of you were right on Guess Winerkleiner's secret #1...but cold not my secret.

Lol nothing ventured nothing gained...

this is tougher than solving a mate in 8, after being bloated because I could not stop eating during Thanksgiving

I should reveal a clue soon and yeah Thanksgiving is one of my favorite holidays, I love to eat... 

You changed something about yourself?

No that would be impossible; another clue.  Cold not my secret but good question and guess.

that is a......

currency used in Vietnam

oohhh that uhhh ok thanks chubby c

Lol you guys are funny, but cold!!  Not my secret (at least not this time), lol!

Lol I didn't realize it was broke and it just got paid (or should this word begin with an "l")?   I will try and fix it   But again cold and not my secret.