Until you cough up some more hints winekleinr, we're forced to go out on a limb here; so I'll say a color blind midget?

Color blind because I'd see that your clothes colors clash and your socks don't match.

A crossdresser?  If so, you're better off keeping that a secret because we don't want to know.

You are one of those people who has foamy saliva form in the corner of their mouths when they speak,you probably drool too because you always breathe with your mouth open and when you get upset you properly foam at the mouth like a rabid dog it is therefor quite likely that you have six instead of five fingers on your lefthand which would definitely be the cause of your nervous twitch the stress of which lead to you being squint eyed,normally with folks like you there is also impaired hearing which, as Joseph-s stated, would cause you to be color blind, I suspect,and this is only guess work that you cut off your own chin in a shaving accident and that you are wearing a false beard to cover the scar. Hot?

guys, ye're slow!!

You have a tail,there is a medical name for it,one of those underdeveloped tails that grows out of your spine,your trousers are all fitted with holes in the back to let the tail through. On moonlit nights you have an incredible and almost overwhelming urge to howl at the moon ,you chase cars and cats and have on occasion tried to hump visitors' legs with a far off expression on your face,you sniff people and lick your wife's hand when she gives you dinner,when you sleep you make soft whining noises,you love fire hydrants and your wife has recently been leaving brosures advertising choke collors about the house,you probably lick yourself ( don't what to dwell on this) ,when you get wet you smell funny,you are always burying left over food in the garden,when you make a joke your friend tend to say " you ol' dog you " a lot,when you remember to buy milk your wife says " good boy" ,you shed, you sometimes chase your own tail and jump up and down when excited ,you are afraid of lightning and fireworks,you can hear candy being unwrapped a mile off or you have a green home made tattoo of woody woodpecker on your neck.

Perhaps it's his real name that is the secret? Your real name is Gonewiththewind

You have terrible fashion sense?

or PleaseStandDownWind?

Your socks don't match?

Heterochromia...umh,dunno, still say his eyes are different colors.

By " too cute" do you mean that was overly cute or just that it was very cute? Also by " cute " do you mean funny ,trying to be funny or small duck class cute? I'm asking because I recently made a comment in a game against a guy and he said " cute" and it made me feel very uncomfortable ,then came the over analysis ,the sleepless nights now I'm just not sure anymore

he's small for his size