I think he circling Chess.com and trying to sneak in clothed in another disguise besides d4e4, Wellread, and Bankwell.

d4e4 packed his bags on 7/7/11 after deleting all his threads, however his account is still open. He has been a member since 8/21/09 and never played one game of chess on chess.com. Yet he has been nominated for Chess Player of the Month for July.

Wellread apparently has bailed and is resigning games and deleting Posts. He hasn't shown his face since 7/22/11. Check his early threads in 2010 and you can see he used various names. Also Wellread has ditched his "Clever but Stupid Society" group.

Bankwell started "timing out" his games 7/8/11 and has gone silent since 7/20/11.

If you think I'm barking at ghosts let me know.

Maybe the Grand Poobah of his Masonic Order told him to knock it off.

Maybe, but how would the Masons actually know who the actual Dunce is if he is creating Cartoon Characters to disguise himself?

 They have their ways!  

So what you are saying is the Masons have secret Jerks lurking around to pounce on their Stupid Ass Dunces that embarrass them in front of chess.com and proceed whip them into shape or else. It seems like a good theory to me.

 ;)

Guess the 'bitter' past never escapes you. Ah, well.

In any case, I notice that Haywood started his most recent topic on the 20th - only 4 days ago. When was his last post? He entertains me. He's one of chess.com's more 'interesting' personas.

Edit: found the answer. Never mind. ;)

Wait. You're you, right?

 Wait. That is meant to be an extremely sarcastic existential question, right?

I'm going to have to ask an older boy.

 Goodness, I'm not that old!

Whatever it is you're trying to do, goldendog... it may or may not be working. I'll accept that my brittle little mind is still too weak to understand. Ch-ch-ch-changes...

Okay ask Quirky, he is an older boy.

So...you're not you?  C'mon doc, fess up!  We all love you and would be even more awed if you were to put any doubts aside that you and Haywood are one and the same.

You tell 'em, older boy!

 I... I can't hide the truth anymore. This is it. I'm going to tell everybody the truth. The full truth, and nothing but the truth. After all, 'truth' is in my username. I have to be honest and truthful. No more gimmicks, no more games, mo more lying. No more postponing. No more silliness. All of the truth, all of it. Here it goes.

The truth is... I am *dies of sudden myocardial infarction*.

You're my father?!

*Gasp*

 Yes. Also, I cut off your hand. Come join the dark side of the force --- we have cookies. And chess.

I doubt it. I believe there is a couple of eyeballs watching what goes on after he dumps his Props. He could be hiding behind a Friends account, a new account, or a stand-by account he already had. I am sure he is slinking around like a rat.

Aren't you guys supposed to be in a Galaxy far far away.