Haywood Has Lost It

Well perhaps I was in error earlier. Instead of being related to haywood you must be a very very close relative of Albert Einstein's ( at least judging by that wonderful reply that you just left here !!!  lol ). Being a close relative of Einstein's you will no doubt have done some serious reading in the field of Logic. Based on the very interesting ( ??? ) points that you posted recently in MY thread on Oldtimers ( plus the very very deep post that you just left here ) I will nominate you for a very important honor. You will be appointed as the: " King Of The Godel Sentence " ! In your deep study of Logic you will of course have learned the ins and outs of this type of structure ( and PLEASE don't come back with the rather irksome question as to " What is a Godel Sentence ", that is so tiresome ). All hail the King !!!  

You are too boring to read. Put your back into it, lad.

Boy, oh boy oh boy...are you boring.

Let's see. You had a fuddy-duddy thread where you are too old and feeble to think well enough to play a decent game of chess. And, it appears to me, you are unwilling to spend the time and effort to study and practice.

I bring these points up. You get mad as a dog. You block me. You then talk about pissing in my corn flakes. Then you chase me all over this site with a meat cleaver and a fang-less bite.

Wow! Don't you have a life? Practice some chess. Might help you to play better and allow you to uncork all that angst in a constructive manner.

Hell hath no fury like that of a bad chess player who is old in the tooth but you can't teach such a dog new tricks so he bites the hand that feeds him. Something like that.

I have the suspicion that this old coot will continue. 

@ e4nf3: Why don't you just shut up and play at least ONE game of chess Donald Duck.

Ask Ralph...the two of you are admirably suited.

 You and a pile of dog turds are admirably suited, except the turds are smarter.

I've never seen anyone make cabadenwurt mad before. He's always so good natured.

 Yeah one of the nicest guys on chess.com, 10 times nicer than Flags.

Flags would be the first person to admit that, I think.

You see, not only are you one of the worst chess players around but you are one of the crudest louts, as well.

 I ostracize you. Rant on, as you will, in your vulgar fashion. Over and out.

The problem is this. Some people...I have a son-in-law like this...have a pleasant veneer. Scratch it and look out! The little gila monster that they really are is ready to pounce.

 You're so touchy Donald Duck; the last time I pushed you, you packed your turds and left.

Basket weaving would be over his head. He likes watching the Snail Races.

Ahh... the ol Haywood/Hessian show of yesteryear, spiced with a little e4d4 thrown in the mix; those were the days!  

 Yeah, and e4d4 is cowering in a corner somewhere afraid to post here.