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Haywood Has Lost It

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #41

    HessianWarrior

    ponnupazoozu wrote:
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    ponnupazoozu wrote:
    StairwayToTruth wrote:
    bigpoison wrote:

    You're my father?!

    *Gasp*

    Yes. Also, I cut off your hand. Come join the dark side of the force --- we have cookies. And chess.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69EEPGRLrFg

    the most disappointed father & son pair ...

    Aren't you guys supposed to be in a Galaxy far far away.

    or in a computer game

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZD9BHtbxy4&feature=related

    You guys are still in a Galaxy far far away computer or not.

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #42

    StairwayToTruth

    ponnupazoozu wrote:
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    ponnupazoozu wrote:
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    ponnupazoozu wrote:
    StairwayToTruth wrote:
    bigpoison wrote:

    You're my father?!

    *Gasp*

    Yes. Also, I cut off your hand. Come join the dark side of the force --- we have cookies. And chess.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69EEPGRLrFg

    the most disappointed father & son pair ...

    Aren't you guys supposed to be in a Galaxy far far away.

    or in a computer game

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZD9BHtbxy4&feature=related

    You guys are still in a Galaxy far far away computer or not.

    i keep my galaxy near ...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVR9vg0_JjQ&feature=related

    I keep my galaxy far...

    http://vimeo.com/5255919 (Youtube acts silly sometimes)

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #43

    MsJean

     This post is in July player of the month thread

    26th July 2011, 11:05am
    #222
    by Cystem_Phailure 
    Michigan's Upper Peninsula United States 
    Member Since: Jan 2010
    Member Points: 2841
    Tank_Murdoch wrote:

    I'm curious - is this the list of Chess.com's biggest losers?

    Tank

    Don't worry, you're already on there by your first account name (WellRead).

    Did you think people wouldn't notice that you created the Tank account the same day as your last login as WellRead?

     

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #44

    HessianWarrior

    MsJean wrote:

    This post is in July player of the month thread

    26th July 2011, 11:05am
    #222
    by Cystem_Phailure
    Michigan's Upper Peninsula United States
    Member Since: Jan 2010
    Member Points: 2841
    Tank_Murdoch wrote:

    I'm curious - is this the list of Chess.com's biggest losers?

    Tank

    Don't worry, you're already on there by your first account name (WellRead).

    Did you think people wouldn't notice that you created the Tank account the same day as your last login as WellRead?

     

    I told you guys about the Pair of Eyeballs, he surfaced.

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #45

    corrijean

    Maybe Haywood is Lady Gaga's super secret, incognito chess.com persona.

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #46

    corrijean

    Perfect. There's even a line about a troll in it.

  • 19 months ago · Quote · #47

    e4nf3

    Poor Haywood, I knew him well...

    Friends, Chessians, countrymen, lend me your ears;

    I come to bury Haywood, not to praise him.

    The evil that men do lives after them;

    The good is oft interred with their bones;

    So let it be with Haywood.

    Haywood! Haywood! Haywood!

  • 19 months ago · Quote · #48

    HessianWarrior

    e4nf3 wrote:

    Poor Haywood, I knew him well...

    Friends, Chessians, countrymen, lend me your ears;

    I come to bury Haywood, not to praise him.

    The evil that men do lives after them;

    The good is oft interred with their bones;

    So let it be with Haywood.

    Haywood! Haywood! Haywood!

     A revival.

  • 19 months ago · Quote · #49

    HessianWarrior

    e4nf3 wrote:

    Poor Haywood, I knew him well...

    Friends, Chessians, countrymen, lend me your ears;

    I come to bury Haywood, not to praise him.

    The evil that men do lives after them;

    The good is oft interred with their bones;

    So let it be with Haywood.

    Haywood! Haywood! Haywood!

     Okay Donald Duck "D4E4" you're back again(Pather666).

  • 19 months ago · Quote · #50

    e4nf3

    That is a canard.

  • 15 months ago · Quote · #51

    e4nf3

    Haywood was a saint. The evil doers burned him at the stake.

  • 15 months ago · Quote · #52

    HessianWarrior

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_swaxOidGU

    Hello.

  • 15 months ago · Quote · #53

    HessianWarrior

    For all you viewers, apparently Haywood posted on here this morning around      8:40 am PDT with an England location, name of Brian, and a member for 3 days. It was a fairly long and crazy piece. I saved it to another post on this thread in case he got booted; unfortunately his post and my "save" post disappeared about with in an hour.

  • 15 months ago · Quote · #54

    HessianWarrior

    Oh yeah, Haywood disappeared too.

  • 15 months ago · Quote · #55

    corrijean

    He popped up three times in a row in another thread a few weeks ago. http://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/chat3

  • 15 months ago · Quote · #56

    e4nf3

    Tragic.

    a. An ostenible Haywood  sighting

    b. A report of his "having left the building"

    c. A weak impersonation

    d. And then you are left holding your "whatsit" in your hand

    Like a "bait and switch". Thanks for nothing.

  • 15 months ago · Quote · #57

    Crazychessplaya

    May Haywood find peace, wherever he is.

  • 15 months ago · Quote · #58

    e4nf3

    Ashes to ashes and dust to dust.

    Amen

  • 15 months ago · Quote · #59

    HessianWarrior

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_swaxOidGU

  • 15 months ago · Quote · #60

    e4nf3

    Yeah, but Haywood wouldn't be caught dead in Heaven.

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