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Obviously, you've worn your hand out and are just looking for alternative, cheap entertainment.
You might consider opening a fast-food restaurant...The Blacked Eyed Geezer.
You asked me to challenge you to a game. You can bet your ass I'll challenge you.
Okay Goober I challenged you but your hateful Block is still in place. Let me know when it's off.
Unblocked, Worrier. Let's rumble.
Still not getting through: HessianWarrior only accepts challenges from members with a rating higher than 1300.
You've been challenged Homer.
I've got 14 online games going. Can't find your challenge. I'll go back to challenge you, if you'll turn off that 1300 thingy.
I tried changing it to 0 but it won't stay if I change pages. The challenge should be an alert on your computer. Mine shows that it is outstanding and waiting for you to jump on it.
Hussein: Can't see it. And, when I ping you...won't let me in.
So...I'll look again in the morning, after my paper and cigar.
Hang tight. Don't go and chicken out now...ya hear.
Mutually it seems.
I mistakenly took my prescription sleeping pill (meant to take pain pills) a couple of hours ago. Been drinking black coffee and playing 14 games. Starting to fade out here.
Not me Clucker.
It's for the best. Chess doesn't solve our problems. Violence does.
Got her...and accepted. Mighty big of you choosing white for yourself. But, that's fine. I am ambidexterous. I actually prefer black.
Gotta get some shut eye. Make your move, anytime you want. Back at you in the morning.
It was random Wilbur, if I knew you were going to whine and moan about it I would have requested for me to be Black so I wouldn't have to listen to your blubbering.
The HW/e4 show is almost as good as the HW/Haywood show!
May the best man win, and all that stuff.
Hussain, are you planning to gum me to death or play chess?
So there you go you sniveler you found the first game I challenged you with and it was White! So we are even on the colors for the two games Festus.
Hey. Be nice. Otherwise I'm gonna enjoy myself too much when you lose.
Gonna be cooking a brunch for the wife, soon. So, if I'm gone for a spell...say three Our Father's and ten Hail Mary's -- it'll do you some good.
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