The chess program "Fritz" just humiliated me in a game of chess. Then it makes these snide jokes at me in all kinds of voices. However, I have found that it is no match for me in Kickboxing!

I used to have A chess computer called Chester that would make  smartass remarks like,"You must be A salesman,because only A salesman would make A dumb move like that!"When my cousin played Chester he kind of got pissed off 'cause he was A salesman.

Someone should invent a chess computer that swears at the opponent. Now that's realism.

hehhehe, you cant kickbox!

I heard you knocked yourself out shadow boxing once!