I suppose it was inevitable, but the burgeoning growth of repetitious hurt/heal threads has led to the need to subject hurt/heal threads to a dose of their own medicine.

For a good list of types of threads desiring the hurting or healing of this or that, there is this: 

http://www.chess.com/forum/search?keyword=hurt+heal

Other than that, there are the usual suspects. But don't limit yourself to this list!

openings (unspecified)
e4 openings
e4 e5 (open games)
d4 openings
gambits
chess books
chess tournaments
world champions
grandmasters
food
chess.com members
sports
chess pieces
punctuation
hurt/heal

Have "fun" everybody!

M: And what role do BMW play?

Sir A: They'll be furnishing the vehicles.

M: Will He not be frightened by modern transport?

Sir A: Yes. The Sony Corporation are interested in a sort of hover-donkey, That could move at about a hundred-and-ten miles an hour.

M: Now, I'm told that the Japanese are more seriously involved than that.

Sir A: Er, in the militarisation of Jesus, yes. Given His consent, of course.

M: And what will the Japanese do with these miniature Christs?

Sir A: They will market them in the normal way, because there are a lot of people out there who are yearning to find Christ and who don't have the time to go out and look for him in person... who would like to have Christ through the letterbox.

Not quite in the spirit of the thing?!

M: All right, well let me put it to you like this. Don't you think, that if you clone Christ, He will in some way want to remonstrate with you as soon as he can?

Sir A. Well, that's up to him. But he'll be pretty lost without the batteries.

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for andy

hurt:

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Super-hurt The Smiths.  And a band that wears its own t-shirts is just horrible.

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only one band is allowed.  super heal

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(adele pretends to be in love with an asshole, whitney really was in love with an asshole.)

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Compromise; in-group H/H.  Hurt Morrisey, heal Johnny Marr.

Or, heal:

i'll accept that (but i love the moz too)  

this isn't a stretch for me:

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